Wednesday’s crappy submission. You will like it.
- Gee, I was told that honeymoons only last six days, ’cause seven days makes a whole week.
- Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and fly, fly, fly.
- Sign here, initial there, there and there. Now make me a sammich.
- The sky is falling, the sky is falling. No, really it is.
- Umm, they let me in?
- She’s a disgrace to her fake race.
- I used to get yelled at for whispering, let alone moaning.
- It’s not about you. What makes you think it’s about you?