During testimony it was revealed Lawrence set off the metal detectors at work more than other employees, but they never seemed to find anything on him. Perhaps they were using the wrong preposition?
The tone of the article is a bit cheeky, butt this was my favorite part:
Also, the judge presiding over the case is Justice Peter Doody.
“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.” -- Dave Barry
Glenn Reynolds’ Twitter account has been suspended for opining that if one’s car is surrounded by a threatening mob, one should run them down.
I would do exactly the same thing.
It appears that Twitter is continuing their purge of non-liberals. And their stock price is tanking; good!
Update @ 10:15 EDT: Glenn’s account has been reinstated, on the condition he delete the “offending” Tweet. But he’s linked to a screencap of it, which is a nice “fuck you.”
G’day, GN!
Today’s thread GIF appears to be some sort of political metaphor; I just can’t parse it without moar coffee.
A Canadian Mint worker got busted smuggling $180K worth of gold in his rectum:
http://kdvr.com/2016/09/21/police-mint-worker-smuggled-180k-worth-of-gold-in-his-rectum/
The tone of the article is a bit cheeky, butt this was my favorite part:
“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.” -- Dave Barry
I’ve heard of people sh!tting bricks, but never gold bricks!
“Laurence! Are you gold-bricking again?”
“No sir! Just a few coins!”
*Schnort*
Glenn Reynolds’ Twitter account has been suspended for opining that if one’s car is surrounded by a threatening mob, one should run them down.
I would do exactly the same thing.
It appears that Twitter is continuing their purge of non-liberals. And their stock price is tanking; good!
Update @ 10:15 EDT: Glenn’s account has been reinstated, on the condition he delete the “offending” Tweet. But he’s linked to a screencap of it, which is a nice “fuck you.”
From a high of $69.00 to $18.67
Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!
Not sure what Mac is trying to say with the thread-gif -- it’s Thursday-go kiss a snake?
Can’t we all just get along?
It doesn’t look like the snake gave affirmative consent -- that’s sexual battery!
Heya, Paddy and Mac!
IIRC, the majority stockholder of Twitter is one of the Saudi Royals; can’t be arsed to look it up as they’re scum. 👿
That’s adorable, Mac.
I’d be happy if, in this country, we could all just tolerate one another. Sadly, things seem to be headed in the opposite direction…bah!
Snakes. Ugh.
Hai, Sven!
Heh!
and
LOL!