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Fatwa Arbuckle
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A thread pic after my own heart, Mac! Happy Monday from dank, drear yet Happy Larryville, Wheelizens. I’m glad to see that the tale of the New Jersey Waffen Schutzstaffel State Trooper who conducted the roadside cavity search for non-existent weed is getting some regional coverage. Good! The victim intends to sue but is being stonewalled by both the costumed union goons and the state AG. Apparently, all of the (alleged) procedures which permit the sexual assault of citizens based solely on some porcine protector’s olfactory hallucinations are sooper seekrit. Because fuck you, that’s why. This sad affair demonstrates once… Read more »
Sven
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Sven

I wonder how this would play out in the media if the driver was black?

Sven
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Sven

Hi, Fatwa, and happy Monday, GN!

Fatwa Arbuckle
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Hai, Sven!

If the driver had been black, it probably would play out differently. With the involvement of people who have major credibility deficits like Sharpton, BLM, etc.

But I don’t think the net effect would be any better ‘tho. Goons gonna goon and statists gonna statist.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur

Happy Lil’ Grump Monday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

I’m sure the State Trooper has gone through extra-special training classes to allow him to detect even the tiniest amounts of illegal substances (and receives extra pay for having completed said training) and any odor he smelled most likely came from some passing car. Mistakes will be made, but we have to keep the state and the pee-pul safe.

Fatwa Arbuckle
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Hai, Paddy!

We have quite a few “magic cops” in GA who can tell if you’re stoned or otherwise impaired, even when your blood test comes back negative. ‘Cause they’re that farking good.

We Peach State serfs pay quite a lot for that specialized training. And the untouchable, liveried, degenerate molesters with guns and unions do in fact get a nice pay bump for their phony-baloney expertise.

#BTFSTTG

Sven
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Sven

I see that there’s another big Trump crisis that will surely lead to his removal from office brewing today. Here’s hoping that Trump just digs in, fires everyone, and lets the chips fall where they may. You want a Constitutional crisis? Here you go, baby, and while you are at it, don’t forget to get going on that repeal of the Second Amendment.

Sven
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Sven

I know I’m getting really old, but this just makes me giggle. One of my favorite bands, the always subtle Monster Magnet, released their new album: Mindf*cker. I ordered the CD from Amazon and I’ve been getting all the usual emails with the usual subject lines:

“Thank you for ordering Mindf*cker.”
“Delivery estimate for your order of Mindf*cker is Monday.”
“Your Amazon order of Mindf*cker has shipped!”
“Will you please rate your order of Mindf*cker.?”

Snigger.