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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Happy Caturday, Wheelizens!

Yet another fine thread pic, Mac. 👿

Have very mixed feelings about Syria. Assad’s a bastard, but there are plenty of worse bastards there.

Feh.

Paddy O'Furnijur
Editor
6 years ago

Happy Caturday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!

Excellent thread pic, Mac!

In re Syria: I agree with PDT’s assessment that we should extricate ourselves sooner, rather than later. We aren’t, and can’t be, the world’s policeman. At the same time, there are certain actions that demand response, and the use of NBC weapons is one of them. That’s a line that we shouldn’t allow to be crossed with impunity. Should the UN be taking the lead in this? Of course -- that’s part of their job. Will they? Absolutely not. That body has ceased to serve any useful purpose, assuming it ever did.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Hai, Paddy!

It’s too bad that American meddling over the decades has probably made the Middle East worse.

I concur we cannot and should not be the world’s policeman; we have done a poor job of it in the past -- frequently due to lack of decisiveness. Sheeeeit…we can’t even keep hordes of criminals from pouring across our own borders.

And don’t get me started on the UN; I’m still resentful that I Trick-or-Treated for UNICEF several times more than a half century ago and am culpable for the child molesting blue helmets I no doubt helped to fund.

AFAIC, A couple of our cruise missiles slammed into that monstrosity on Turtle Bay on a busy day would not be unwelcome (very preferably with our few real allies’ staffers not present…but it’s okay if the Frogs and Belgies are there eating garden pests and fries with mayo.)

Now more than ever, Frank J. Fleming’s “Nuke the Moon” seems like good foreign policy.

http://www.imao.us/docs/NukeTheMoon.htm

Paddy O'Furnijur
Editor
6 years ago

Yes, but how do you feel about fry sauce?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

That’s a product of Satan’s kitchen.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Reply to  Mac

Sure, our intentions were good, but…

Paddy O'Furnijur
Editor
6 years ago

Then I’m sure you’ll love this newest product from Kraft-Heinz:

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Gaaaaaaaaaah!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

I think it’d be great fun to take a plasma cutter to this ferkockte sculpture and turn it into a snubby. 👿

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Reply to  Mac

Bonus points: Add a multi-hundred mW “laser grip” programmed to take out the odd passing bus or garbage truck. 👿

Paddy O'Furnijur
Editor
6 years ago

programmed to take out the odd bus

You mean like this?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Sure; why not.

Just Sven
Editor
6 years ago
Paddy O'Furnijur
Editor
6 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

Absolutely!
Then send them to bed without their phones.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Reply to  Just Sven

Such articulate young persons with their totally spontaneous and unscripted off-the-cuff conversation which just happened to be caught by multiple cameras.

Just Sven
Editor
6 years ago

Love teh thread pic.

Happy Saturday, GN!