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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Friday…teh yay!

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Mac --

May your procedure go very smoothly today. I’ll also keep an eye on teh thread situation; thanks again for all that you do here on a daily basis.

Like the “mean fighting cat” thread pic. 👿

Brenda is putting a “big blue healing bubble” around you…just like she did for RabBeet.

BBL.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
4 years ago

Thoughts and prayers, Mac. Good luck today.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago

Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
(Which sounds better than Happy ‘Run a Plumber’s Snake Through the Veins in Your Leg’ Day).
Prayers for a successful procedure and a quick recovery, Mac!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Florida Man trope strikes again: South Florida rapper busted for gun, drugs while illegally parked in handicapped spot.

MIAMI BEACH, Fla. -- South Florida rapper Stitches was arrested after police found a gun and drugs in his car when he was stopped for parking in a handicapped spot, according to an arrest report.

Phillip Katsabanis, whose stage name is Stitches, was stopped Wednesday after his Porsche was seen in a handicapped space without a permit outside a Whole Foods supermarket in Miami Beach.

Click over for a fabu mugshot and be sure to check out the brilliant -- and NSFW -- “music” video at the end of the article.

(And to think…I’ve spent decades studying music like a chump.)

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago

Any video that starts with the on-screen text “Between some alley”[sic] you know is going to just get betterer and betterer.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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You got that right; LambiePieK liked that part a bunch.

I dug the whole “ho'”, “blow”, extendo” “Nintendo” rhyme scheme, too; eat your heart out, Cole Porter!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“What are you in for?”

“Parking in a handicapped space at Whole Foods.”

That’ll do wonders for his street cred.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago

“Hey Stitches! I got yer butternut squash, right here!”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“Which one of you bitches gets the gluten-free fried soy baloney sandwich?”

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
4 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

Thanks for checking in, Mac. I’m glad you’re not in pain. Get that other leg taken care of! Do it now! Well, not now, but, you know.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
4 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

Glad to see you here, mac. Rest up and things will different in a couple of weeks.