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Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Leapin’ kittehs; it’s Sunday!! (That is an impressive jump.)

This may be the end for Happy Larryville.

Sure, we survived Snowpolcalypse 2018 -- barely -- but the government shut-down has almost certainly doomed us all. Thank heavens the local Waffle Houses are still open, but how long can they stand against the complete breakdown of law and order?

It’s terrifying that we cannot ascertain the status of any local Krispy Kreme stores. And I fear that both local Walmarts are now looted, burned-out husks. WHERE WILL WE PROCURE OUR DORITOS, POPTARTS AND GRAPE FAYGO???

It’s so bad that even the National Institutes of Health have shut down their Twitter account!! (For realz.)

https://twitter.com/NIH/status/954593456344719361?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Because of a lapse in government funding, new posts and responses will not originate from this account until appropriations are enacted.

Oh, the healthmanity!!

It’s been nice knowing all o’ y’all; BBL. (Assuming marauding bands of some horror or other don’t get us first…)

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
3 years ago

A blessed Sabbath, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!

Greetings from chilly SoCal, where it is presently 38°F. No marauding bands of hooligans out here -- except the usual gangs, but they don’t count -- but I’ll see what the freeway conditions are like. I’m pretty sure at least a few of the bridges will have collapsed by now.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Heya, Paddy and Mac!

Paddy --

Careful on those freeway overpasses unless you wish to emulate Evel Knievel. (In which case, don’t forget the JATO packs.)

Mac --

Given that it’s Sunday, I suspect it’s the menudo available only on weekends at so many family-owned restaurants which is keeping CA attached to the rest of the continent.

And speaking of continence…BRB!! 👿

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

Good morning and happy Sunday!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

No signs of cannibalism in Ventura County! So far anyways…

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

Hai, Sven!

Will Mrs. Sven be engaging in any, erm, sport hunting today? 😉

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

Hi, Fatwa.

Sadly, no. Mrs Sven is busy packing and preparing for a trip back east for work. In fact, she will be changing planes in your neck of the woods in Atlanta some time late tonight.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

If we weren’t such unkind, heedless people, we might offer to schlep down there, plead with the TSA to let us through with no tickets and say “hey”. 🙂

Safe journeys to her…and hopes the lights stay on long enough for her to safely change planes.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

We know you would, but it’s a short layover and really late -- I think around 2 AM. However, if there are cannibalism breakouts later today in your area, I might ask you to make the schlep.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

Not unreasonable. LambiePieK can drive her Crown Vic and I’ll (literally) ride shotgun with Mr. Mossberg.

Ditto in the event of zombies.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

Two weeks after mudslides in Santa Barbara, the 101 will finally reopen tomorrow. Or so they say. Two weeks to repair a major thoroughfare -- seems like not so good.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

Whether it’s a private company or public employee goonion members, that sort of work is always expensive and slow; it’s pretty much baked-into the bid packages.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
3 years ago

An old neighbor stopped by unexpectedly last night and she brought tamales! Yummy.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

Surprise tamales are best tamales.