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Fatwa Arbuckle: Unperson
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Happy Buried-In-Cats Thursday, GN!

Terrifying.

BBL.

Sven
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Sven
2 years ago

A terrible glimpse of the future. Brrr.

Sven
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Sven
2 years ago

Happy Thursday, GN!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago

Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

If only Sven had taught the cats how to use the can opener…

Sven
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Sven
2 years ago

Hi Paddy. There’s only one problem with your suggestion: you can’t teach cats to do anything,

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago
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True story: I grew up with dogs, Mrs. Paddy grew up with cats, so when we got married, we got a cat. One morning Mrs. Paddy walked into the room where the cat and I were playing with a ping-pong ball. I’d roll the ball, the cat would chase it, and bring it back to me. When she asked what we were doing, I said I’m teaching the cat to fetch. She replied, “Cats don’t fetch.” The cat and I both looked up at her, neither one of us knowing this fact, the cat looked back at me, and never, ever played fetch again.

Sven
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Sven
2 years ago

A few weeks ago, I mentioned that I was struggling with casting a vote for an office in my professional organization due to one candidate’s obvious left-leaning activities. I ended up for voting for her opponent, who won handily.

I’m still not comfortable with my decision, which was based solely on that one thing, but there you go.