Teh Squeaky Wheel
“Show me the player and I’ll show you the foul.” -- Referee Lavrenti Beria
In two different articles about local crime, came across the following names this morning:
Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!
Boy, those Episcopalians sure have weird names!
Those don’t look like Joooish names to you? 👿
Who can tell? If only the Jooo’s had some defining characteristic to identify them by.
Well, there’s big funny men’s hats, gefilte fish and pogroms.
You’re right! I forgot about those hats!
(They need to be big so our noses don’t get rained on or sunburnt.)