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Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Independence Day salutations, Wheelizens!

This week, I’ve learned that Trump has tyrannical aspirations, because tanks in D.C. for the celebration.

And that Andy Ngo doesn’t really have a concussion because he’s been on TV a bunch of times.

Criminy.

Sven --

Hope none of the little shits near the Mountain Redoubt feel obliged to mess with whatever flag you’re flying today.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago

Also, Andy Ngo isn’t a real journalist and he was asking for it. However, don’t you dare compare their victim blaming with any victim blaming that they decry (it doesn’t matter what she was wearing, it’s not consent; dispose of school dress codes -- teach boys to keep their minds on their studies).

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Happy Independence Day, GN!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Hi, Sven!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

A nice summary.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago

Happy Independence Day, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

Fatwa -- I love the IowaHawk quotes.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Good morning, Paddy! And checking the dryer…oops. Good morning, Fatwa!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Good morning, Sven! I hope your flag is flying high!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Just got er up, Paddy. My next house is going to have a real flagpole.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Although she’s now a confirmed flaming racist, here’s Kate Smith:

At least she has Betsy Ross to keep her company in the box of deplorables.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago

There was a 6.4 earthquake out near Ridgecrest (about 160 miles away) about 20 minutes ago. It was a pretty good jolt.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Huh. See it on the news, but we didn’t feel anything here. Reports that it was felt in the San Fernando Valley though.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Hi, Sven and Paddy!

Just read about the quake and that it was a fairly long one. Hope everything’s copacetic at the O’F. residence and teh Redoubt.

Also, Andy Ngo isn’t a real journalist and he was asking for it.

Well, that skirt was pretty short.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago

All’s fine here. Two of us felt it, two didn’t. For us it was just a quick roll, lasting about one second. The USGS is reporting the quake itself lasted 10 seconds, but that due to reflections some areas experienced up to 30 seconds of movement.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Saw some of Trump’s celebration -- looks like a lot of people turned out for it. Not a bad speech -- nothing memorable except I don’t think he mentioned himself or fake news once.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

And Amazon just informed me that my Betsy Ross flag will be here sooner than the original quoted delivery.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

I guess they don’t want that racist piece of cloth hanging around their warehouse.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

You know, God willing, if we all make it to 2026 we ought to do a wheel 4th of July gathering for the 250th celebration, Trump will be on third term then and it ought to be some party.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Sounds like a plan!