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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Caturday Salutations, GN!

I was under the distinct -- and possibly mistaken -- impression that kitteh’s generally don’t enjoy being placed in baby carriages or otherwise engaging in human infant cosplay.

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“It is undisputed that (Garcia-Zarate) was holding the gun when it fired,” wrote Judge Sandra L. Margulies, with two other judges concurring. “But that fact alone does not establish he possessed the gun for more than a moment. To possess the gun, (Garcia-Zarate) had to know he was holding it.”

Jeebus.

So, politically-connected hacks and illegal aliens can get away with whatever the fuck they like. But the rest of you losers had better tow the line, obey every single one of our literally countless laws and provide funding for the whole shitty, corrupt system (including those preposterously generous pensions)…or else.

No wonder they’d like us to be disarmed. Serfs will put up with a lot more of this bullshit than citizens.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

“…when it fired…” Not when “he pulled the trigger and fired the gun.” Darn evil tool. I hope they melted it down and doused the lump of metal with holy water.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

At the trial it was reported that he didn’t pull the trigger -- the gun just went off. Plus, it was wrapped in cloth and he didn’t even know what he was holding. IN ADDITION, he threw the gun in the bay to get it to stop shooting.

I’ve heard of 1911s going full-auto before -- usually after a particularly bad job of home gunsmithing -- and I’ve heard lots of people claim that a gun “just went off”, but I’ve never heard of someone picking up a wrapped firearm, it going off spontaneously, and continuing to fire -- yet only, in fact, firing once.

This is what happens when judges and juries weigh in on topics of which they are intentionally and grossly ignorant.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

Hi, Fatwa -- happy Saturday, GN!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

Another hot day here -- temperatures haven’t dropped below 90 degrees in the last 4-5 weeks.

PS. Duh. Obviously temperatures have dropped -- what I should have wrote was that the highs have been in the 90s for last 4-5 weeks.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago

Happy Caturday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

Sven -- the weather guessers say today should be 2°F cooler than yesterday. Yes, it will still be in the 90s, just cooler.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

Hi, Mac!

Cats are not amused.

But they are amusing.
Unless they are trying to kill you, then they aren’t.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

Perhaps there should be red flag laws related to cats --

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

I’d prefer red flag laws related to Leftists, but that’s just me.