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dv8
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dv8
2 years ago

Paddy: Harper left a long question on the midnight oil late last night regarding Mrs. Paddy’s sermon, just in case you didn’t see it.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago
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I left a link in the M.O.

dv8
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dv8
2 years ago

Thx, I let Harper know.

dv8
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dv8
2 years ago

Morning Wheelizens!

Once again I’m up very early. Gonna make pancakes.

dv8
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dv8
2 years ago
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Or waffles….

dv8
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dv8
2 years ago

Creeper, Ah man….

No!!! not Tim Pool! Stay away from him you creeper!

Seriously though Tim’s coverage has been pretty good.

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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago
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One of the creepier Biden sniff pictures ever. I approve.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Pandemic Monday Greetings, GN!

Hey, dv8!

Oh man…it’s way too early for Creepy Uncle Choo-Choo; gaaaaaah!

Overslept this morning; screwed-up the alarm somehow. Good thing CorporateToolK was self-rising and is working remotely again this week.

BBIAB after caffeine; buh.

dv8
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dv8
2 years ago

For all you G & S fans out there--borrowed from another fan of light opera!

I am the very model of effective social distancing!
I listen to the experts on the topic of resistance-ing;
I know that brunch and yoga class aren’t nearly as imperative
As doing what I can to change the nation’s viral narrative.

I’m very well acquainted, too, with living solitarily
And confident that everyone can do it temporarily:
Go take a walk, or ride a bike, or dig into an unread book;
Avoid the bars and restaurants and carry out, or learn to cook.

There’s lots of stuff to watch online while keeping safe from sinus ills
(In this case, it’s far better to enjoy your Netflix MINUS chills)!
Adopt a pet, compose a ballad, write some earnest doggerel,
And help demolish this before our next event inaugural.

Pandemics are alarming, but they aren’t insurmountable
If everybody pitches in to hold ourselves accountable.
In short, please do your part to practice prudent co-existence-ing,
And be the very model of effective social distancing!
--modified original text by Eliza Rubensteim

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“Ah…that’s some mighty fine wordsmithing there, dv8!”

Cheers for sharing that. 😉

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Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago
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Hey, dv8! Eliza Rubenstein is my former choir director. Very talented, but very, very leftist. I’m curious to know how you came across that?
And yes, I did sing along to that!

dv8
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dv8
2 years ago

From a facebook page while I was wishing my friend Happy Birthday. A friend of his had posted it, but changed a line or two to make it politically neutral in these troubled times.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago
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Small world!

dv8
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dv8
2 years ago

I just found out a good friend who works for Disney is still in Shanghai. He seems to be okay though, so far.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Teh yay! Hope he remains safe.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Check out teh bottom image. 👿

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

Happy Monday, GN! Back to virtual salt mine.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago

Happy Quarantine Monday, Week 2 Edition, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, dv8, Fatwa, and Sven!

dv8 -- yes, I read your lovely wife’s question on the M.O. I’ll put a FB link to the service there. The entire service is about an hour, but you can easily skip the parts you don’t want to watch.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

I wonder since I’m ordered to work remotely, if I injure myself while working remotely at home, if that’s a work-related injury?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Under CA law, I wouldn’t be surprised if the answer is “yes”.

Probably not the case here in GA. Which is sad for a certain ginger employed by what has rapidly become The Second Bestest Place Evar”.

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It appears Chuckie Shitsmear and Nancy Palsi had an 1,100+ page bill ready to go filled with all of the Dems happy horseshit.

I have no problem with calling them anti-American traitors who should be dancing the Danny Deever from the nearest lampposts.

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Jerry Atrick
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2 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Not if it’s a fapping injury. I’ve tried that. No, go.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Bat soup…nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom…

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dv8
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dv8
2 years ago

They eat some weird stuff there. Even weirder stuff in Vietnam. Spiders on a stick.

dv8
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dv8
2 years ago

Good night for now, wheelies.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago
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Good night, dv8!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

Hmmm. An emergency announcement from Ventura County Sheriffs department that tells me absolutely nothing but to keep doing what we’ve been doing. Good job.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

Well then…keep on keepin’ on.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
2 years ago

Emergency Notice! Emergency Notice!
Carry on as before.
Thank you.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“Had this been an actual emergency…”

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

All at the same time, the emergency broadcast message hits the teevee screen, my cell phone goes off, Mrs Sven’s goes off. And none of the messages really say anything but to go THERE for more information and when I do, the only thing up there is a link, dated today, that goes to an announcement, dated 4 days ago.

FFS

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
2 years ago

I cringe most of the time when Trump is talking and wish he’d just not make every damn thing about himself, but then he goes and says “Chinese virus” and I can’t help but smile.