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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Good morning, Sovereign Wheelizens!

I see that the peasants are revolting across the nation; that’s as it should be.

And yet, all of us dangerous, ign’ant, angry, cousin-schtupping gun nuts with microscopic genitalia have somehow failed to shoot a single politician to date.

How could this possibly be?

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Sven --

Hope that Jack’s doing well this morning.

In response to Mac’s thread pic:

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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Good morning, GN! Hello, Fatwa -- how’s the GA reopening going?

Tatum is doing somewhat better this morning -- think it’s going to take some time to heal up completely -- it was a nasty wound.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

I’m curious as to how many hospitals and how much organized medical aid was provided in NY and elsewhere by LGBTXXXX groups?

https://www.ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs/news/2020/05/03/lgbtq-advocates-hold-protest-as-samaritan-s-purse-winds-down-coronavirus-outreach

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

I wonder how many of the protesters were arrested for failing to disperse? Did the mayor issue a statement condemning the protesters and threatening to close their organization?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hi, Paddy.

Fair points. 👿

How is Clan O’Furnijur doing this morning?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago

Fair to middlin’, Fatwa. I just made an early-hours Costco run. The line was well-organized and it didn’t take me too long to get in. They had a sign outside listing what items were out of stock and what in-demand items they had in stock. We’ve still got at least a six week supply of TP, so there was no need to get the Costco one-year supply. Beef was almost non-existent.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago
Reply to  Machinist

Hi, Mac! Other than fogging glasses, masks aren’t too bad.

My next door neighbor had a graduation party for her daughter on Sunday. Everyone gathered on the front lawn and front patio. When it started, about half the people wore masks. As it wore on, more people started removing them and standing closer.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago
Reply to  Machinist

Pictures, Mac, or it didn’t happen!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago
Reply to  Machinist

Well damn! You look good in black, Mac!

dv8
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dv8
1 year ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Exactly! This is the point I always made to other atheists (when I was one of them as well as now) It’s always religious organizations that provide help to those in need. That have a calling to do so.

When Oregon went bankrupt and could not provide even basic mandated medicaid, Providence, a catholic hospital, among others, provided coverage for (us) poor people even to the extent of providing our prescriptions.

Secular groups have no such calling or mission built into their various philosophies or views. This includes even secular groups that are not left or far left.

There is, for example, no Hermann Hoppe, Anarcho Capitalist Hospital, nor an Ayn Rand Memorial Individualist Hospital, There is no Richard Dawkins Atheist Hospital. In fact Atheism counts among histories murderer if we consider that all murderous communist regimes killed 10s of millions and were decidedly atheist.

Individuals, however, with a religious calling always take up the slack in situations like these.

Mormons have been following all the local laws, no matter how over reaching they may be, and have converted their sacred garment factories into manufacturing masks and hospital scrubs and such since January 2020.

Hebrew and Cathodic and protestant groups have been doing the same.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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G’day, Sven!

Glad to read Tatum’s doing better this morning; hope that continues.

I’d forgotten about that “Get Smart” gag; heh.

Things here in GA seem to be maintaining; malls have been allowed to reopen, although a lot of the stores remain closed and many customers are shying away thus far. I’m not aware in any large spike in either new infections or deaths here.

Customers did turn out at one mall to purchase the latest Air Jordan sneakers:

https://nypost.com/2020/05/03/crowds-gather-to-buy-new-air-jordan-sneakers-in-atlanta-after-lockdown-lifted/

Sheesh.

CorporateToolK continues to work from home and JimCo’s been -- fortunately -- staying pretty busy despite the delay in starting that large project. BK and I are both grateful we can work remotely.

“Samaritan’s Purse will be gone from New York within two weeks,” said Natalie James, the co-founder of the Reclaim Pride Coalition. “We are very relieved and consider this to be a victory of the LGBT community and other oppressed groups.”

What a stupid age we live in.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Agreed. More and more I’m thinking that manufactured tribalism is here to stay and I might as well choose mine and say fu*k off to the rest of them. No anger, no rancor, just eff off.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

Tribalism, eh? I’m a member of one…

As somone belonging to an “oppressed group” -- especially in NYC of late -- Ms. Northrop doesn’t speak for me.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Christopher Moore used to write some pretty good books, but the last time I looked he’d gotten quite woke and I put him down. This bit from his book Fluke tho has been bouncing around in my head the past several weeks. Clay is being lectured by his girlfriend about the proper handling of the raw chicken he’s preparing for a meal and the dangers of salmonella.

“Fine, fuck it,” Clay said, tossing the plate into the yard. The chicken parts bounced nicely, breading themselves with a light coating of sand, ants, and dried grass. “When did chicken become like plutonium anyway, for Christ’s sake? You can’t let it touch you or it’s certain fucking death. And eggs and hamburgers kill you unless you cook them to the consistency of limestone! And if you turn on your fucking cell phone, the plane is going to plunge out of the sky in a ball of flames? And kids can’t take a dump anymore but they have to have a helmet and pads on make them look like the Road Warrior. Right? Right? What the fuck happened to the world? When did everything get so goddamn deadly? Huh? I’ve been going to sea for thirty damned years, and nothing’s killed me. I’ve swum with everything that can bite, sting, or eat you, and I’ve done every stupid thing at depth that any human can — and I’m still alive. Fuck, Clair, I was unconscious for an hour underwater less than a week ago, and it didn’t kill me. Now you’re going to tell me that I’m going to get whacked by a fucking chicken leg? Well, just fuck it then!”

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

Har!

That reminds me…I’ve got to wash, wrap and freeze some chicken breasts.

If I don’t make it back, avenge my death, plztks.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Well that didn’t work. Tried sneaking Tatum’s antibiotics into his wet food and he wasn’t having it. And out the door he went.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

I suppose it wouldn’t do much good to put the antibiotics in a headless mouse, would it?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago
Reply to  Machinist

Maybe Sven could just hold Tatum firmly, pry open his mouth, put the medicine in, then visit the local urgent care.

X_LA_Native
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1 year ago

Creamed herring would work, I bet.
:: shudder ::
Good G_d that sh¡t is gross!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Let’s get to work cuz we need that paycheck! Poof

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago

Happy Quarantine Tuesday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, and Sven!

Sven -- I’m glad Jack is going to be okay. He’s luck to have found you and Mrs. Sven.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago

Sven -- my colleague and her friends recommend https://parkanimalhospitalsimi.com/

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Mrs Sven said the same thing if we couldn’t get him in American. Part of it is distance -- the shorter the drive with screaming cat, the better. But we may give then a whirl -- thanks, Paddy.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Watching the daily Chinese virus updates from govt officials, damn near every one of them has a deaf/sign language interpreter off to the side. Why? If there were deaf people in the physical audience, OK, but I doubt there is -- wouldn’t any deaf person watching these damn things on a tv have closed captioning capability?

dv8
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dv8
1 year ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Yeah, but you can’t virtue signal with CC, you need the dorky looking interpreter. That says “Inclusion.”

X_LA_Native
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1 year ago

Good Evening EveryGerbillyBody!

I like the black-masked Mac -- it works! Mine’s all funky jungle and zebra stripes (a friend made it).

Our Wal-Mart seems to be catching up on stocks, which is a goodness …

Writing these cover letters is draining. It’s “Defending Your Life” over, and over and over again. Sadly, “I’ve been doing this since before Windows was a thing,” I don’t think would go over well. But it might be a funny t-shirt.

I keep getting tempted to throw in *some* humorous aside but I’m afraid I’m going to pick something they have to Google. o_0
I’ve had it happen.

Other than that, just another day on the prairie. I’m waiting on my cukes to come up, and I *hope* I follow the rhubarb instructions correctly and I’ll get those to come up.
:: fingers crossed ::

*mwah!* Y’all!