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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

So seagulls either can’t read or they don’t care?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago
Reply to  Mac

That’s entirely possible, after all we are familiar with a creature that identifies, against all evidence, as a Decision Scientist.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago
Reply to  Mac

Damn. I forgot to put on my woke hat before responding to the picture -- you are absolutely correct, Mac.

X_LA_Native
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1 year ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Like the Honey Badger, seagulls don’t care. I saw one rip the churro right out of a kid’s hands at Sea World.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago
Reply to  X_LA_Native

Hi, Tex!
I’m guessing the kid was white and culturally appropriating the churro.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago

Happy Wednesday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Sven!

Seagulls -- always getting into things that don’t belong to them!

I wonder what fresh hell the Left has in store for us today? Will they threaten to rape our children if we don’t approve of pedophilia?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago
Reply to  Mac

Good morning, Mac!
Could be -- projection is their modus operandi.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

I think it will be Kentucky and the Grand Jury decision in the Breonna Taylor killing case. And that should begin in an hour or so.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Well, one out of three officers indicted, but not on murder or manslaughter -- wanton endangerment. Two officers justified in firing their weapons, but the the third wasn’t? Not quite sure about that, but there you go.

Will it satisfy the mob?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Will it satisfy the mob? Never!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago
Reply to  Mac

Turnabout is fair play with all the alien human abductions and their orifice probing.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

If Louisville doesn’t go up in flames tonight, then the MSM will be giddy at our racist overreaction to peaceful protesters.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Looks like Louisville is gearing up for their night in the barrel. Quite a bit of LEO preparation though; it could be a long rough night in KY.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

I heard that businesses were boarding up over the last couple of days and flame retardant was being applied.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Teh bestest place ever is having a corporate townhall Friday. They solicited questions from us workers, so I sent in a few about racial/social justice and their plans for training us. Have to see if they answer or ignore.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Well done, Sven!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
1 year ago

Hmmmm. Apparently in CA, you only get one ballot that you can cast either by mail, early voting, or in person. Didn’t think they’d be that smart. At least I can still drop an empty postage paid envelope in the mail -- or are they making me bring both ballot and envelope?

Can I still vote in person this election?

While we recommend that you vote using your vote-by-mail ballot, there will still be in-person voting options in every county. Bring your vote-by-mail ballot to your county elections office or voting location and give it to a poll worker to exchange for a polling place ballot. If you do not have your vote-by-mail ballot and envelope, you may have to vote using a provisional ballot. This ensures that you have not already cast a ballot.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
1 year ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

You can turn in your vote-by-mail ballot at a polling place or you can surrender it for a regular ballot. If you just bring your unmarked ballot, without the envelope, at worse they will give you a provisional ballot (that will only be counted if they think you voted for Biden). You could also drop a deuce in the envelope and put it in the mail -- as a matter of political expression.