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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Good morniiiiiiiiing, GN!!

I got nothin’ else; BBL.

Just Sven
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8 years ago

Make America Grate Again.

Need more coffee.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Hai, Sven!

The folks running for president certainly are grating; bah!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Paddy O'Furnijur
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8 years ago

Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa (and his cat, Bud), and Sven!

Weirdness at my new job continues. Yesterday, 30 minutes before the close of business, I get an email from someone saying she’s been asked to go over her case load with me. A few minutes later we’re on the phone. Tomorrow (today) is her last day and I’m taking over management of her students. She can’t share the Google spreadsheet with the student info with me, because she isn’t the owner, so instead she just starts listing names and info on the students. I’m scribbling furiously while her kids are rioting in the background and I’m trying to cut through her thick, Armenian accent. So, I’m guessing that this is the person I was supposed to be “shadowing”, but that ain’t gonna happen. My questions now revolve around where I find this list of students, when will the officially be assigned to me so I can access them in the various systems the school uses, and just what the heck am I supposed to do to “manage” them?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Criminy, Paddy…that’s got to be exasperating; hope the company can get their sh¡t together wherein you’re concerned.

TehMermaid
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8 years ago

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Need. Want.

TehMermaid
Editor
8 years ago

Ganja cat looks pretty mellow. Give him some tuna.

TehMermaid
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8 years ago

Rocking boat
Rock the boat. Don’t rock the boat baby.

TehMermaid
Editor
8 years ago

I’ll need a dock for my rockin’ boat..right?
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Paddy O'Furnijur
Editor
8 years ago

Hai, Cali!

In re those chairs: I’ve heard of playing by ear, but never playing by arse. Instead of plucking the strings, do you flatulate?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Hai, Cali!

Those guitar chairs are pretty cool but seem as though they’d be uncomfortable to lean against.

Re playing them: I was thinking a, uh, strategically clenched quill or plectrum and some fancy gyratin’. (Which is significantly less crude than my initial thought.) 👿

Is that guitar boat a dreadnaught design?

*Flees*

Paddy O'Furnijur
Editor
8 years ago

Heh, he said ‘plectrum’.
Heh.

TehMermaid
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8 years ago

Upon further reflection, I believe those rockin’ chairs are a broken neck, ready to happen.

Fatwa, why yes! I do believe that is a dreadnaught pirate boat with heaps of latitude for booty.

Paddy O'Furnijur
Editor
8 years ago

with heaps of latitude for booty.

Clearly this chair needs more “latitude”.