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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

[Jimmy Stewart voice]

“Merry Christmas, shavings!”

“Merry Christmas, water bottles! (Including Harper’s ‘special’ water.)”

“Merry Christmas, squeaky circular thingy!”

And an especially Merry Christmas to all Wheelizens; hope the lot of you -- and yours -- have a wonderful day!!1!

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I’m sure glad neither Santa nor LambiePieK got me one of these:

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dv8
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dv8
3 years ago

heh! That is an “Among Us” costume. A very popular multi player game these days.

Just Sven
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3 years ago

Merry Christmas, GN!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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3 years ago

Merry Christmas, Gerbil Nation!

May we all have a better 2021!

Just Sven
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3 years ago

Nashville -- one of the stranger attacks ever. Not quite sure what to make of this except that it’s Trump’s fault.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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3 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

Obviously. Even after the next President is inaugurated, things will still be Trump’s fault.

Just Sven
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3 years ago

Most likely for the rest of our lives.

Just Sven
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3 years ago

Mrs Sven’s jeep -- thanks for the idea, Fatwa! She’s got a full tank of gas so it could be a month before she notices.

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Paddy O'Furnijur
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3 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

Excellent! Please provide an after-action report, even if it is in a month.

Just Sven
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3 years ago

Another Covid death: Elderly Man With COVID-19 Beaten To Death With Oxygen Tank By Hospital Roommate For Praying: Police

https://www.dailywire.com/news/elderly-man-with-covid-beaten-to-death-with-oxygen-tank-by-hospital-roommate-for-praying-police

Paddy O'Furnijur
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3 years ago
Reply to  Just Sven

If only the elderly victim had been more tolerant of the POS’s attackers beliefs.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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3 years ago

Friends were coming over for dessert tonight, but the husband got a call notifying him that a cow-worker tested positive for the Chinese Communist Lung Rot. We’ll make a dessert delivery tomorrow -- no need for all of this goodness to stay in this household.

Meanwhile, the prime rib is resting, the Yorkshire pudding is about to go into the oven, and the creamed corn is ready for its final touches under the broiler.

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dv8
3 years ago

Well, GN, we had one old friend over for dinner. Work went smoothly last night. I even had a co-worker come in and help me with my mass mailing. That was an awesome Christmas present! Because… I could do my sorting and allocating while he was working on that, and only had to bundle, bag, and/or crate the stacks as they were finished. The papers were 4 hours early (by design) so I got done with everything at around 2am.

Once I got home though, I ended up staying up till dawn. I then put my turkey roast into the Sous Vide and went to sleep.

Than at dinner tonight I took the roast out and put it under the broiler for a few minutes. A vast improvement. Other than that, I pretty much made the same things as I made during thanksgiving. Harper suggested a few things to add to the stuffing. That was also very tasty..

I want to go to sleep early now. I think that sounds like a great idea.

Merry Christmas, Gerbils!!!