Teh Squeaky Wheel
Happy Caturday from Fatwa teh Thread Killer, GN!
Moo?
Good morning, Gerbil Nation! Teh Older and I will be leaving in a bit for a choir rehearsal for our Christmas concert, tomorrow.
I not feel good. Sniff. Honk. Spit.
And I turn on the teevee to find that we are once again at the beginning of another long, national nightmare that can only end with the dreaded call for another ‘national conversation’ this time dealing with ducks and gays.
Where’s the button to turn off the snowflakes?
Snowflakes? What snowflakes?
Sorry you no feel gud, Sven.
…dreaded call for another ‘national conversation’ …
The Log Cabin Republicans extended an invitation to the Robertson clan to join them for a “moonshine summit”. 😉
Meanwhile, NSA, IRS, Benghazi, Fast & Furious, ObamaCare and warrantless Border Patrol rapists/sodomizers/irradiators.
Crap. I need another week to get ready fro Christmas. How do I get i rescheduled?
In bed all day and now it’s night. I still feel yucky.
How do I get i rescheduled?
Well, if you’d contributed to Il Douchey’s reelection and/or inauguration and/or OFA, you might be able to get him to do it by executive fiat.
Hell…it’s not like any of the Republicans would stand up to him.
Hope you feel better by tomorrow, señor.
Happy Caturday from Fatwa teh Thread Killer, GN!
Moo?
Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Teh Older and I will be leaving in a bit for a choir rehearsal for our Christmas concert, tomorrow.
I not feel good. Sniff. Honk. Spit.
And I turn on the teevee to find that we are once again at the beginning of another long, national nightmare that can only end with the dreaded call for another ‘national conversation’ this time dealing with ducks and gays.
Where’s the button to turn off the snowflakes?
Snowflakes? What snowflakes?
Sorry you no feel gud, Sven.
The Log Cabin Republicans extended an invitation to the Robertson clan to join them for a “moonshine summit”. 😉
Meanwhile, NSA, IRS, Benghazi, Fast & Furious, ObamaCare and warrantless Border Patrol rapists/sodomizers/irradiators.
Crap. I need another week to get ready fro Christmas. How do I get i rescheduled?
In bed all day and now it’s night. I still feel yucky.
Well, if you’d contributed to Il Douchey’s reelection and/or inauguration and/or OFA, you might be able to get him to do it by executive fiat.
Hell…it’s not like any of the Republicans would stand up to him.
Hope you feel better by tomorrow, señor.