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Barrett Wellman(tm)
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9 years ago

FIRST!

I’m grabbin’ Rabbit’s O and I’m not letting go.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Sure Happy It’s Thursday, GN!

Ahoy, Jerry!

I’m grabbin’ Rabbit’s O and I’m not letting go.

Glad I have a skin on my keyboard.

I see that the previous estimate of the LADWP leak has been doubled to 20,000,000 gallons.

Exit poll: How many LADWP officials will be terminated in the aftermath of this clusterfark?

a) One
b) Three
c) None

Addendum(b): Will LADWP try to ding UCLA for the sewage fees on 20M gallons?

Paddy O'Furnijur
Editor
9 years ago

Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning Jerry (you old homophone!) and Fatwa!

Fatwa -- (d) Hire over-priced friends consultants to determine the magnitude of the rate hike.
and
Of course! Somebody’s got to pay!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

(d)

D’oh! Plumb forgot about that likelihood, Paddy

I suppose some sort of “commission” to investigate the matter would provide a few lucrative sinecures for the next three years or so.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy…we’re getting an Ebola patient!!1!hemorrhagicfever!!

Emory University Hospital is expected to receive a patient infected with the deadly Ebola virus within the next several days, the university announced Thursday.

It’s like a coagulopathy Christmas in July August; woo!!!

(Still better than a visit from Obama, I suppose.)

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

*Sings dementedly*

My my my i yi woo
My my my my Ebola