Noting that the Passover foods are a Jewish tradition dating back thousands of years, the mayor said, “That may be so, but look at the health problems they create. You eat all that unleavened bread, and your system is bound to get backed up. It’s no wonder Moses was pleading, ‘Let my people go.’”
Bloomberg added, “No one needs that much wine at a meal, either. And, shamefully, the biggest offender is a Jewish icon—the prophet Elijah. On seder night, he goes from house to house drinking. Who does he think he is, some frat boy?”
I just discovered the lamb’s blood leftover from marking our door last year got congealed…tarnation!!1scabby!!
Happy Birfday IV, Fatwa (sorry I’ve missed the previous three days).
These weeks are just going nuts, it seems. Sunday evening, it looks like the week will be a cakewalk, and by Monday night, the entire week’s booked.
And it’s not just us.
Mr. X’s business line rang yesterday…
Me: “Mr.X’s Electrical”
Neighbor: “Yes, this is [insert name here], this number called me last evening.”
Me: “Hi Neighbor, Mr. X set up everything with you for this afternoon already, remember?”
Neighbor: “He did?”
Me: “Yup. Remember, we drove by and then Mr. X came back in his truck and y’all scheduled how to handle the fire department shelves?”
Neighbor: “He did?”
Me: “Yessir.”
Neighbor: “I’d not even finished my first cup of coffee when that happened! You can’t expect me to remember!”
::snicker::
We did get lucky and get some rain last night. Some of our neighbors weren’t so lucky -- they got the hail portion of the storm. One neighbor lost a windshield to it.
o_0
Apparently our little burg (not the mid-sized burg where the Wal-Mart is) got golf-ball sized hail.
The unlucky part about the storm, was the winds and thunder woke me once on the hour EVERY hour after 1sm. I am sofa king ti-red.
Humpy Hap Day, GN!
Some well-deserved mockery of Mayor Mike -- Bloomberg Limits Seder Portions:
I just discovered the lamb’s blood leftover from marking our door last year got congealed…tarnation!!1scabby!!
Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!
Is it Jerrie’s birthday week? Do I need to put a rush on that order of blue gloves I got him?
Ahoy, EveryGerbillyBody!
Happy Birfday IV, Fatwa (sorry I’ve missed the previous three days).
These weeks are just going nuts, it seems. Sunday evening, it looks like the week will be a cakewalk, and by Monday night, the entire week’s booked.
And it’s not just us.
Mr. X’s business line rang yesterday…
Me: “Mr.X’s Electrical”
Neighbor: “Yes, this is [insert name here], this number called me last evening.”
Me: “Hi Neighbor, Mr. X set up everything with you for this afternoon already, remember?”
Neighbor: “He did?”
Me: “Yup. Remember, we drove by and then Mr. X came back in his truck and y’all scheduled how to handle the fire department shelves?”
Neighbor: “He did?”
Me: “Yessir.”
Neighbor: “I’d not even finished my first cup of coffee when that happened! You can’t expect me to remember!”
::snicker::
We did get lucky and get some rain last night. Some of our neighbors weren’t so lucky -- they got the hail portion of the storm. One neighbor lost a windshield to it.
o_0
Apparently our little burg (not the mid-sized burg where the Wal-Mart is) got golf-ball sized hail.
The unlucky part about the storm, was the winds and thunder woke me once on the hour EVERY hour after 1sm. I am sofa king ti-red.
*zzzzzT!*
I demand just, equitable compensation for my hurt feelings. 😉
Hope you get some rest tonight, TeX.