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Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Humpy Hap Day, GN!

Some well-deserved mockery of Mayor Mike -- Bloomberg Limits Seder Portions:

Noting that the Passover foods are a Jewish tradition dating back thousands of years, the mayor said, “That may be so, but look at the health problems they create. You eat all that unleavened bread, and your system is bound to get backed up. It’s no wonder Moses was pleading, ‘Let my people go.’”

Bloomberg added, “No one needs that much wine at a meal, either. And, shamefully, the biggest offender is a Jewish icon—the prophet Elijah. On seder night, he goes from house to house drinking. Who does he think he is, some frat boy?”

I just discovered the lamb’s blood leftover from marking our door last year got congealed…tarnation!!1scabby!!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago

Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!
Is it Jerrie’s birthday week? Do I need to put a rush on that order of blue gloves I got him?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Reply to  X_LA_Native

Happy Birfday IV, Fatwa (sorry I’ve missed the previous three days).

I demand just, equitable compensation for my hurt feelings. 😉

Hope you get some rest tonight, TeX.