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Fatwa Arbuckle
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Sunday salutations from dank, drizzly, Happy (and still-painting-and-trimming) Larryville, GN!

Teh traditional weekly chocolate croissants are in teh oven and SiL will be coming by this afternoon for more installation and caulking fun; huzzah! In the meantime, moar painting of office-bound shelving; no rest for the wicked Jooooooish. 😉

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur

Happy Palm Sunday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa! Have you picked up the ingredients for your Seder? Stocked up on matzah? Swept the house of crumbs? Time to get cracking!

Fatwa Arbuckle
Editor

Have you picked up the ingredients for your Seder?

Yep. Bacon, breakfast sausage, Italian sausage, ham, Calabrese salami, pepperoni and pork rinds.

Swept the house of crumbs?

Nope…still gotta do that prior to blow-torching the kitchen.

Time to get cracking!

Don’t you mean cracklins?

Read the other day that “kosher for Passover” Coca Cola won’t be available in California again this year because it contains 4-methylimidazole. Why do you hate Jooooos, Coke? 😉

Paddy O'Furnijur
Editor
Paddy O'Furnijur

I think you’re right on the hatred of the Joooos thing, Fatwa, as 4-methylimidazole may have an anti-cancer effect in the dosages found in colas.

Fatwa Arbuckle
Editor

But…but…but teh benevolent and oh-so-wise State of California says that 4-methylimidazole causes cancer; I find it shocking the kindly, caring and liberty-loving geniuses of the legislature could possibly be wrong about anything.

“The science is settled.”℠