Teh Squeaky Wheel
Mid-week courtesies from muggy, Happy Larryville, GN!
Another winning thread GIF, Mac…I wonder why teh rioters in Paris haven’t thought of using trebuchets rather than merely setting cars afire. (Perhaps it’s because they hadn’t been invented yet in the 8th Century, where those yout’s seem to be stuck.)
“Anthony Wiener is…‘Carlos Danger’!!!!”
Why not Ricardo Menace, Alfego Threat or Theodoro Jeopardy?
In the olden days, a man would be too ashamed to ever show his face in public again after getting caught-in this, a more civilized age, a man trots out on stage with his wife and candidly discusses his ‘foibles’. No pun intended, but what a dick.
…candidly discusses his ‘foibles’.
Is that what the ruling class is calling them these days?
Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Sven and Fatwa!
Mac -- no, my sons have not yet reached that particular level of trebuchet awesomeness. The test-runs in the middle of the street would certainly be interesting.
In re Antonio Salsicce -- the man not only discusses his foibles, he texts pictures of them to teenage girls everywhere!
He could get a gig as a Subway “sammich artist”:
Customer: There’s a hair in my sammich!
Carlos Danger: Can’t be! I shave my foibles!
Is “foibles” teh Brooklynese pronunciation of “furballs”?
Hell, I know we aint suppose to judge and all that, but Weiner is seriously bent.
I hear Obama gave another speech today-didnt hear-won’t read about it. Dont care. I imagine his bottomline is that it’s my fault.
Obama’s speech was (allegedly) freer of substantive content than usual.
I aint believing that, Fatwa. The guy has all the substance of a marshmallow.
Mebbe he was a sugar-free marshmallow today?
The sad f*cking thing about that guy, is that for the rest of our lives, most likely, he’s going to be in them in one way or the other. The bastard aint never going away.
Is an amazing resemblance. Still a dick, tho. Both of them.
I never understood the celebrity of Streisand. Nor Liza Minnelli, nor Cher. One of God’s mysteries.
Still a dick, tho. Both of them.
Streisand has a pretty extraordinary set of pipes. I don’t care for 95%+ of the material she’s recorded, and she seriously needs to STFU when she’s not singing.
Criminy…she gives divas a bad name.
But she was born with an amazing instrument.
As was apparently Anthony Weiner-at least he’s damn proud of it.
He does seem to like tooting his own horn, doesn’t he?