Teh Squeaky Wheel
"I see another “bombshell” “game-changer” “pivotal moment” “changes everything” “Trump is done” moment has occurred courtesy of John Bolton. Odd, the timing of this, but there you go."
When did a pie in the face get so complicated?
Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, RabBiT!
It all started when OSHA set safety standards. Later, the EPA joined in to address the parts left behind and the FDA started regulating crust content.
Sad “heh”; I got some crust for them gummint bureaucrats…and it ain’t made with either lard or Graham crackers.
Hiya, 0-grabbin’ RabBeet!
That was a bit over-engineered.
When I was a yout’, I initiated a modest birfday pie-in-teh-face trend at my HS by the simple expedient of walking to the local market during lunch to purchase a Morton’s Frozen Cream Pie and allowing it to defrost in my locker until the end of the school day.
These days, that would probably lead to assault charges and suspension / expulsion because zero tolerance and unsafe learning environment.
From today’s WTF Files (I recommend reducing your speaker volume before playing):
I’ll just drop off some funny. Don’t know if anyone else would be tempted to drive to Enid, OK to meet this guy, but I would.
Heh…appreciated his ‘tude.