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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago

Good morning

The thread video stops too soon! I want to see the girl’s reaction.

Hope everyone is having a jerrific day!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Happy Friday from surprisingly, erm, brisk Larryville, GN!

Maaaaan…as incompetent and/or venal as I’ve believed most of folks running our country to be, every passing day shows that I’m not anywhere near sufficiently cynical.

*Sigh*

“Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are not as they ought to be.” ― Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil’s Dictionary

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Sven!
If the video continued, you’d see the young woman use the scissors on the man, followed by him searching the intertoobs for ED solutions.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

Good morning, Fatwa!
You came in as I was RabBiT-typing.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Belated “Hai, RabBiT-typing Paddy!”

…searching the intertoobs for ED solutions.

ED? I guess teh use of scissors in this case would constitute a sort of seizure of property, but it’s not really Eminent Domain.

Bibbity-BOBBITTy-boo. 😉

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Hey, you wretched, racist ‘baggers…take a break from your relentless attempts to bring down this president, repress all the black / brown folks and stockpile guns and ammo to play teh Thanks, ObamaCare game:

http://thanksobamacare.org/index.php?id=48

(Whoever is responsible for it ought to all be locked in a room for twenty-four hours with nothing but McDonalds Value Menu items, Mountain Dew and nonstop high decibel music from the Partridge Family, Bobby Goldsboro and Billy Ray Cyrus’ first big hit.)

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago

That’s actually pretty funny. I like it.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago

I don’t know; I just don’t think that tie works with that outfit.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago

I don’t much care for Bill O’Reily and his Factor show, but I did catch his interview last night with Dem Gov Bill Richardson. O’Reily actually did a good job, and the former governor came across as a complete tool. The only place I can find the video is here:

http://www.fggam.org/bill-oreily-leaves-bill-richardson-hemming-and-hawing-over-obama-accountability/

Worth 5 minutes.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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I don’t know; I just don’t think that tie works with that outfit.

Heh. Actually, I don’t think that outfit works with that outfit.

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More mentally deficient cops (and a judge) celebrate “Red Ribbon Week” by endangering children:

BRAZIL, Ind. -- A western Indiana police department’s search dog is off the job after biting an 11-year-old boy’s leg during a demonstration inside the county courthouse.

Brazil police chief Clint McQueen says the boy suffered puncture wounds to his calf when the dog bit him during a mock drug search being done for elementary school students as part of a Red Ribbon Awareness week kick-off event at the Clay County Courthouse.

Judge J. Blaine Akers arranged for K-9 teams to carry out a simulated drug raid, to educate a group of fifth-graders about drug awareness.

A small amount of illegal drugs was planted, and the dog, named Max, began searching the children.

Two scenarios went on without a hitch, but during the third vignette, according to the police report and the dog’s handler, the 11-year-old began moving his legs, which he believed prompted Max’s action to bite the male juvenile on the left calf.

Even in Indiana, they must have had to search far and wide to find cretins sufficiently inbred to give badges and guns to.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

BTW, the name of the town, as pronounced by the locals, is Bray’-zil.

That was an interesting game of Obamacare Life. I guess I picked the wrong answers -- even though I should have received lifetime medical care by virtue of having been elected to Congress.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago

How’d you get elected, Paddy? I ended up as a anal gland expresser and I thought I made all the right choices.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago
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I have no idea. I went to college, rejected Obamacare, started my own business, rejected Obamacare, etc.