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Rabbit
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Rabbit
7 years ago

O grabbin’ greetings!

Rabbit
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Rabbit
7 years ago

Another Monday morning to live through…

Rabbit
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Rabbit
7 years ago

Oooh, that sounded Backhoe-ish. Let me try again.

I’m grateful for the opportunity to see what fresh hell will be unleashed upon us all.

Nope, that wasn’t it.

See ya later.

(POO-f)

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Gaaaaaaaaaaaah!!11! from Happy Larryville, GN!
Hai, RabBeet; heh!

And for all of our Iranian readers (along with Jimmuh teh Peanut), happy Death to America Day; ulululululululululul!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago

How time flies. It seems like it was just a couple of weeks ago that I was mailing out the last batch of Hallmark Death to America Day cards. It’s been a year already?

Good morning, GN!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
The thread pic makes me glad I don’t shop at Walmart.

Good morning, RabBiT, Fatwa, and Sven!
Off to the salt mines, where it’s good to be an overseer, and not a student slave.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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It seems like it was just a couple of weeks ago that I was mailing out the last batch of Hallmark Death to America Day cards.

America is the Great Shaitan
It’s a place that we’re always beratin’
We made Jimmy Carter
Into a martyr
And we’ll never, ever stop hatin’

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Death to Great Shaitan
(And every last Jooooo)

Off to the salt mines…

Yay!!! Fresh salt air!!!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Since I’ve already kilt teh thread:

Got home a few minutes ago from a townhall with Woodall and am so angry, all I will say is that my congressman is a pandering Republitool who has absolutely been co-opted less than halfway through his second term. (Since he was a minion of his predecessor -- John Linder -- I suspect he was actually co-opted before he took his oath the first time.)

I predict his staff will grow to dislike me intently. And if we actually hit a lottery for a large enough amount before the end of February, I’ll be sorely tempted to try and primary his ass myself. 😉

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

When your blood pressure will allow, I’d love to hear about your experience.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Paddy --

In general terms: he’s a panderer who is clearly more interested in being re-elected than doing a good job. Or defending the Constitution. Only mentioned the Oversight Committee in passing re a (to me) relatively trivial matter. He took four or five written questions (which I quite strongly suspect were pre-vetted) and only fully answered one of them.

I disagreed with nearly every bit of policy he discussed. A lot in most cases.

His “live” demeanor was pretty much that of a second-tier, sleazy televangelist; impressed with his own disingenuous humility, a fake earnest smile for the marks and a whiff of condescension.

Since I sat in the front row, I feel like I need a shower…with an abrasive blaster of some sort. Possibly followed by a nuking from orbit.