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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Good morning and happy Tuesday! Hope everyone enjoyed Death to America day-- which is likely President Obama’s favorite holiday as he seems to be embracing the concept of it.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

The NFL is in full CYA mode over the hazing incident in Miami. Quite funny. Shocked they are that NFL players are into foul language and bullying. Locker room mentality in pro sports? Stunning. I can’t wait for Obama to step in and opine on this: “If I had a son, he’d look like Johnathan Martin.”

Probably time for another national conversation on race.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Election day greetings from disgruntled yet Happy Larryville, GN!
Hai, Sven!

…which is likely President Obama’s favorite holiday…

Sad “heh”.

Cynical as I am, I’m having a difficult time accepting the outrageous mendacity of Il Douchey’s claim that he never, ever said what he clearly did say on numerous bits of video tape.

Bah!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Nothing that this guy or his administration does surprises me anymore, Fatwa.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago

Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Sven and Fatwa!
That sounds like the name of a morning drive-time radio duo from Minnesota.

I put a vidcast up on the web on Saturday for my students to watch over the weekend. I didn’t require them to take a quiz on the video or answer any question, just watch the video. Without anything to hold them accountable, only the fact that they were responsible for knowing the material on the video, only 20% actually watched it. Sad.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Perhaps it was because it was the weekend, Paddy?

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

Off to work, boys. Have a fun day and no trouble or kilting, OK?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Good news, everyone! If a cop thinks you’re clenching your buttocks during a traffic stop, he can get a warrant to have you kidnapped, forcibly x-rayed, sedated and sodomized six times…yay!!!!

Visit scenic -- and rapey -- Hidalgo County, New Mexico!

1. Eckert’s abdominal area was x-rayed; no narcotics were found.

2. Doctors then performed an exam of Eckert’s anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

3. Doctors performed a second exam of Eckert’s anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

4. Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

5. Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema a second time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

6. Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema a third time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

7. Doctors then x-rayed Eckert again; no narcotics were found.

8. Doctors prepared Eckert for surgery, sedated him, and then performed a colonoscopy where a scope with a camera was inserted into Eckert’s anus, rectum, colon, and large intestines. No narcotics were found.

Throughout this ordeal, Eckert protested and never gave doctors at the Gila Regional Medical Center consent to perform any of these medical procedures.

Read the whole thing.™

This is why all immunity should be stripped from LEOs, prosecutors and judges.

To quote Radley Balko’s Twitter feed: “Government is just another word for things we do together, like repeatedly penetrate a man’s anus in search of drugs.”

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

A review of medical records, police reports and a federal lawsuit show deputies with the Hidalgo County Sheriff’s Office, police officers with the City of Deming and medical professionals at the Gila Regional Medical Center made some questionable decisions.

Oh, so that’s what they call it.

F*ck ’em. Hard and six times.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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For our resident chemistry dude (if he’s not already seen this):

Why Hot Water Freezes Faster Than Cold—Physicists Solve the Mpemba Effect.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago

Thanks, Fatwa. It’s an interesting hypothesis. The article submitted for publication is a little hard to read, due in large part to the English-language fluency level of the authors. The hypothesis does appear to follow Newton’s law of cooling, but at a molecular level.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
8 years ago

I don’t know why anyone continues to interview lefties trying to explain how Obama didnt lie. At some point, it’s pointless. F*ck ’em too.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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I’m seriously considering the possibility that POSOTUS ain’t quite right in the head. Does he really think he can get away with claiming he never said what he, in fact, said dozens of times?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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You’re most welcome, Paddy.

I could mostly follow the info in the link, but didn’t attempt to read the actual article as I’m fairly certain it’s “above my pay grade”.

But I was quite fascinated that it’s taken until now to sort-out a fairly basic property of water

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I believe I’m gonna gonna schlep for an hour to Cumming on Thursday just to publicly embarrass my Rep. (who will be having another townhall meeting).

Teh yay for teh the intertoobz, reasonably competent Google-fu…and an incompetent congressional staff. 😉

Yes…I am that petty with public officials who are repeatedly rude to me.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
8 years ago

Video of the encounter would be popcorn-worthy.