Teh Squeaky Wheel
Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
That’s it. I gots nuthin’.
‘Cept a need for moar kawfee.
Good morning, Paddy, and teh rest of you sluggards!
We got .03 inches of rain the other day.
That “cat” in the thread video? I think it’s a coon dressed up as a cat.
Teh chirren had us over for dinner last night to celebrate Favorite Small Relative teh Younger’s birfday. Shrimp cocktails, rib eyes, twice-baked taters and tomato/mozzarella/basil salad. (And leftovers!!1!) Favorite Tall Relative did an outstanding job.
Raucous, inappropriate laughter may also have been involved; just sayin’.
Hiya, Paddy and Sven!
BYU Office of Housing & Student Living encourages quislings in the War on Wanking!!1!
Update: Given my native skepticism combined with the creepiness near the end of the video, I did a little double-checking. The guy narrating it really is the president of BYU.
“Is your friend addicted to pr0nography? Come to his aid! Give him a hand! Help him rise up out of the depths of his depravity! You say you don’t feel comfortable in that position? Remember that shared experiences can help lubricate an otherwise awkward social situation. Let your friend know you’ve got his back. Reach around the obstacles that he puts in your way and put a happy ending to this story!”