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Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
8 years ago

Yeah, cats. When something is broken, look to them first. And not to fix anything….

Good morning! Hope everyone will have a lovely day.

Mrs Sven is hobbled--she fell down the stairs Sunday and broke her big toe and messed up some ligaments and stuff in her ankle.

Other than that, things could be a lot worse.

Sven

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Happy Middle of teh Week Day, GN!

I see that current events in the Ukraine are getting a small -- if trés scant -- acknowledgement by the legacy media…but almost nothing about Venezuela.

I’m sure Sean Penn will be headed there any day now with a humanitarian shipment of toilet paper.

Perhaps the news embargo is for teh benefit of Il Douchey, since he generally claims he don’t know nothin’ ’bout nothin’ unless he reads about it in the papers.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
8 years ago

Happy Hump Day, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Sven!
Give my condolences to Mrs. Sven. Is she confined to one floor? How long is she going to be laid-up? Did the cat trip her? Or did the raccoon push her?

The rest of y’all have a good day -- it’s off to school!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai Sven!

Very sorry to “hear” about Mrs. Sven; hope she heals fast, fast, fast!

Addendum: Hiya, Paddy!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hi, Mac!

I’m pleased to see that John Effin’ Kerry is stepping-up to the plate in re the Great Clown Shortage of 2014:

Perhaps he’ll approve teh Pierrot XL pipeline, too.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Har!

Teh General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowment in the UAE has issued a “me” against living on Mars:

A Fatwa has been issued against living on Mars by clerics who say that trying to set up home there would be un-Islamic.

The committee argued that an attempt to dwell on the planet would be so hazardous as to be suicidal and killing oneself is not permitted by Islam.

Somebody should tell the committee there’re Joooooos living on Mars; that’ll change their tune. Ulululululululul!

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
8 years ago

Living on Mars? Hell, I hear they own the place! And they’re building settlements!!!!11!1!11!
Quick! Somebody build a large jihadi troop transport and provision it to invade take back Mars!

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
8 years ago

So living on Mars is more suicidal than being a suicide bomber?

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
8 years ago

Thanks for well-wishes, guys. I’ll pass on to Mrs Sven.

Kate
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Kate
8 years ago

Sven: swift healing wishes for Mrs. Sven. I find the idea of falling down the stairs the stuff of nightmares, even though I have done it many times with no bone breakage.
Wonderfully Warm Weather Wednesday is almost over but tomorrow will be even warmer in Happy Larryville. I’m going to pretend it is really Spring and wear linen pants. maybe even . . . white shoes. Live the Dream!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Drive-by:

Heya, K8-E!

I’m enjoying teh warmer weather, too…although I’m not ready to wear white pants quite yet. Because I still worry about what all of Mom’s DAR and Junior League acquaintances might say. Not to mention the folks at teh country club, or my trophy wife.

You know what sticklers we Arbuckles are about proper decorum at all times. 😉

And they’re building settlements!!!!11!1!11!

I don’t care who you are; that’s some funnee right there.