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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Monday.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Thatisall.

Here, RabBeet, RabBeet, RabBeet…

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
8 years ago

Monday. More coffee, indeed.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
8 years ago

Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa and Sven!

More coffee, indeed.

Where’s TeX with that IV?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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I enjoyed this.

CAUTION: MAY BE NSFW -- LANGUAGE.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
8 years ago

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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*Dusts hands together*

Then my work here is through.

I must go now…my planet needs me.

X_LA_Native
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8 years ago

I had my back turned (I was writing) so I was bopping to the tunage, when all of a sudden, “Wait, did he just say that?” followed by “Awesome!”
I needed that.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  X_LA_Native

Hey, TeX!!1!

I needed that.

Careful…Paddy’s lurking about. 😉

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
8 years ago

No worries, Fatwa -- I’ve seen pics of her puppies and I don’t want to get in an argument with them!

Well, technically, at their age they should probably be called dogs, but that seems a bit inappropriate for such lively, bouncy, happy things.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Ooooh…I’m shocked, shocked, to find that malfeasance and criminal incompetence is going on here!

IRS Deputy Associate Chief Counsel Thomas Kane said in transcribed congressional testimony that more IRS officials experienced computer crashes, bringing the total number of crash victims to “less than 20,” and also said that the agency does not know if the lost emails are still backed up somewhere.

And yet we’re required provide receipts for every farking $1.00 Value Menu item we claim as a legitimate business meal.

The new round of computer crash victims includes David Fish, who routinely corresponded with Lois Lerner, as well as Lerner subordinate Andy Megosh, Lerner’s technical adviser Justin Lowe, and Cincinnati-based agent Kimberly Kitchens.

Fingernails. Bamboo splints. Some excruciatingly painful assembly required.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
8 years ago

Copper wire works better -- you can use a lighter to heat up the end that’s sticking out.
Or at least so I’ve read.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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I like the cut of your jib, Paddy.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
8 years ago

My mama didn’t hire no cut-rate moyel!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Q: What is the technical term for an uncircumcised Jew who is more than 8 days old?
A: A girl.

Ba dum bum!

(I really need some new mohel jokes.)

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Jerry --

Really appreciating how much faster the site is since your recent tinkering; t’anks!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Wonder if the fact the population of Sweden is now slightly more than 5% Mohammedans might have something to do with this?

Swedish authorities refused on Sunday to allow the plane of Israeli President Shimon Peres to cross into its airspace en route to Norway, causing him to arrive late to his official reception.

When Stockholm refused the plane permission to cross, the pilots were forced into a holding pattern over the Baltic Sea for 20 minutes until they were rerouted via Denmark’s airspace.

Stockholm Syndrome?

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
8 years ago

Mrs Sven likes the speed of the revamped wheel--she says it’s even quicker than…., er, never mind.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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“Mr. O’Furnijur, please call your office.”

Hai, Sven!