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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Sure Happy It’s Thursday, GN…and teh site seems even faster this morning; zoooooooom!

I see that the Money-Hooverer-in-Chief and Lurch are putting the screws to Israel some more; how dare those damned uppity Jooooos defend themselves! Why can’t they be more like the good Jews of Europe during the Twentieth Century by packing a single suitcase and taking a nice one-way choo-choo excursion to a *ahem* warmer climate?

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago

So that’s how grapes get made--I always wondered about that.

Good morning, Fatwa. I was listening to some Palestinian advocate blasting Israel over their disproportionate military response and I was thinking “If my neighbor is going to kill 500 of us when we kill 3 of them, then maybe I better make sure we never kill any of them” but I guess I was missing the guy’s point.

Going to be a hot one today--summer has arrived.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

Hai, Sven!

It occurs to me that I’m the stuff of Mr. Advocate’s nightmares: an armed Joooo with an unpleasant attitude about certain matters.

*Makes menacing hand gesture*

BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!1!!1!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning Fatwa and Sven!

how dare those damned uppity Jooooos defend themselves!

Wait! They’re defending themselves?!!? Why weren’t we told this? Someone alert the President (‘cuz he learns about everything through the media, except when he already knows it!)

blasting Israel over their disproportionate military response

That one always confused me. Why, in war, would you limit yourself to a proportionate response? Isn’t the idea to defeat your enemy? To stop their ability to make war against you?

He will win who has military capacity and is not interfered with by the sovereign. -- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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They’re defending themselves?!!?

Guess some of us weren’t kidding about that whole “never again” thing. 😉

Why, in war, would you limit yourself to a proportionate response?

Short answer: Because Jooooooos!

And the media we allegedly control is once again off the reservation; wish them sumbitches would stay bought. (And we’re accused of being “greedy”; hmmmmmmmmph!)