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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Sure Happy It’s Thursday (and still Ebola-free) in Hacky Happy Larryville, GN!

Teh thread pic made me smile.

[nedraz]

I like dogs.

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I’m surprised (and more than a bit suspicious) that the Gaza ceasefire has been maintained thus far.

Got nothin’ else; BBL

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
8 years ago

Perhaps Hamas got the “Fee Gaza” message from Agoura and have come to their senses. I had to snort yesterday listening to some WH spokeshole lecturing Israel about unacceptable civilian casualties considering the hundreds of civilians we’ve killed lately with drone strikes in foreign lands.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
8 years ago

Good morning and Happy Thursday!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Sven!

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
8 years ago

Hey Fatwa! Good morning to you and the lovely Brenda.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Har! Some Russki pranksters used a laser to project an animated birthday greeting to Il Douchey onto the U.S. Embassy in Moscow.

Warning: possibly NSFW due to crude and/or “racially insensitive” video content.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
8 years ago

Yes, highly insensitive. Funny though.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
8 years ago

You have a beautiful niece, Jerry; but your avatar, not so much. Thanks for rescuing mine though--felt naked without it.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Just talked to my brother, who was in an accident -- not his fault -- last week. He’s perfectly fine but the car was totaled. Alas, it was a 12-year-old Subaru Outback with very low mileage and in excellent shape, so they’re getting hosed on the “blue book” value.

At any rate, he’s been getting calls from every sleazy, predatory PI attorney and chiropractor in town and has been having some fun at their expense in fine -- if crass -- Arbuckle family fashion.

He asked the caller from one chiro’s office if he could speak directly to the doc. When said doc got on the line, my brother said, “I just wanted to tell you to go fvck yourself so hard you need to make an appointment with yourself”.

More later…

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
8 years ago

Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa and Sven!

I saw a bit of il Douchey’s presser yesterday (late as usual) -- the Q & A portion. I don’t know how many questions he took, but I heard the answer to two of them (I came in during the answer to one question, so I don’t know what the question was). Boy can he go on and on without saying anything! Two questions took about 15 minutes to answer.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Boy can he go on and on without saying anything!

Hey…teh copious usage of “I”, “me”, “my” plus the “uh”s and other verbal tics cut into the available time for substantive answers. And his time is ever so much more valuable than the time of any other person on the planet.

He won, y’know.

It’s my understanding that he was 1.25 hours late for yesterday’s presser; it’d sure be nice if one day, the entire press corps simply gave up and left prior to his august skanky personage deigning to grace them with his wondrous, light-bringing, ocean-receding, healing presence.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
8 years ago

After one “journalist” posted several tweets about waiting for the Preznin’t to show up, someone asked “why don’t you leave?” His response: “Because it’s my job -- I’m getting paid.”

Heckuva time to start thinking about the responsibilities of your job.

Sven-SemiFascist
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Sven-SemiFascist
8 years ago

I caught part of his evening address to the nation about the air strikes and food drops in Iraq. Yeah, the guy always finds 7 words to do the job of 2.