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Just Sven
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9 years ago

I’m waiting and waiting; is this thing broke? Oh….

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

TGIF from Happy Larryville, GN!

Hai, Sven!

And I see NWer stopped-by yesterday, so “hey!”

Teh schizy, Schlitzy PhuD has started a new blog
Down went teh booze and put her in a fog
Out came teh gerbils to be 404’s bane
With teh schizy, Schlitzy PhuD teh cycle® starts again

I see there were arrests at numerous “Fight For $15” protests across the nation. Keep it up, dummies…you’re providing further incentives to be automated completely out of a job. Read a book on basic economics. And “F*ck Your $15”.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Jerry/Jerrie has email.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Hideous, giant sculpture made from ‘illegal’ guns unveiled and properly mocked:

If an ugly sculpture is unveiled and no one is there to see it, is it still ugly?

Yes…yes it is; more sad hilarity at teh link.

Paddy O'Furnijur
Editor
9 years ago

she was concerned that the “angry energy and the pain coming from this metal” might “scar” the artist.

One can only hope.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

G’morning, Paddy!

Folks from the “reality-based community” sure have a lot of irrational beliefs about inanimate objects. Such as guns which sometimes spontaneously leap from pockets, drawers, holsters, etc., aim and fire themselves.

“I KEEL YOU…RAHR!!!1!”

Paddy O'Furnijur
Editor
9 years ago

Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Sven and Fatwa!
Let’s hope a few more Gerbils come and stir the shavings with us. Of course we’ll have to clean up all these empty bottles and fast food wrappers, maybe put a potted plant in front of the drunk in the corner.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

I’m on it!

Northwesterner
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Kate
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Kate
9 years ago

Welll, excuuuuuuse me! I was just resting. and checking out the molding. Anyone have some CheezDoodles?

Just Sven
Editor
9 years ago

I’d tap that.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

A little help here?

Paddy O'Furnijur
Editor
9 years ago

Isn’t that picture from the Friends of the Earth convention?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Screw it…I’m putting the dump fees on my GN credit card.

Paddy O'Furnijur
Editor
9 years ago

Be sure you get the deposit back on those containers.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

IIRC, we didn’t actually pay the deposits; those are mostly from that shipment of booze and mixers that we, erm, diverted, back in May, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Paddy O'Furnijur
Editor
9 years ago

Well that explains the lack of Valu-rite bottles.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

Hey, NWer…nice to “see” you today!

Northwesterner
Editor
9 years ago

It’s great to be here, Fatwa! And may I just say, GNERT, GNERT, I love GNERT! They come around when someone’s hurt, they make me want to laugh and flirt! I love you, love you, sweet GNERT!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

I was just called a “Reich Wing asshole” for the very first time evar by some dipshit on Twitter; if we had any beer in the house, I’d be tempted to drink one.

Guess I’ll have to settle for a bong rip instead…Wo0t! 😉

Kate
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Kate
9 years ago

I’ll drink one for you, Fatwa. I’m a giver, you know.

Paddy O'Furnijur
Editor
9 years ago

Fatwa Arbuckle -- Joooish Nazi (socialist).
Who knew?

Gerbil Nation, uber alles!

Kate
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Kate
9 years ago

Hey, GN!!
Jerrie changed water into wine (gave me a new password) and I can finally log in! I made the mistake of getting a new computer Memorial Day. Don’t know why it was a problem or why I didn’t think to email Jerrie about it. I just let it frustrate me and send me into a horrible Netflix obsession. I have been able to read some, but not all of this summer ( and where did that go????) so will most likely now descend into an older post obsession.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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9 years ago
Reply to  Kate

Hai, K8! I’ve missed you! Not that I was aiming at you.
How are you, PMK, and the brood?

Kate
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Kate
9 years ago

Missed you too, Paddy. I am appalled at what you are going through and very sorry I haven’t been around to give you the support you deserve. Please let me know if you need anything.
PMK is happily watching his new puppy. Teh Daughter took her Collie -- ZaZa -- to Athens ( Georgia, silly) now that she does not live in the dorm and found PMK a new love. Caesar’s a 3 month old pure Collie who will love us and shed hair to the ceiling for years to come. PMK and his brother moved the shop to a new location this Spring and it has done well. Teh kids are all fine. #3 son graduates in Dec!!!!!! teh yay! ( last year we had only one child at UGA was 2007) and as Teh Daughter turns 20 on Sept 11 we will no longer have any teenagers. I repeat. NO TEENAGERS. As our BrendaK would say, “Why yes, teh Happy Dance has commenced.”

Just Sven
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9 years ago

Huh. If we all contribute a few bucks, we could hire the folks that built healthcare.gov to help out with the site upgrade this Sunday.