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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

¡Buenos días desde Larryville Feliz, Jerbo Nación!

I’m so pawthetic, it took me a minute to parse today’s thread pic; have I had enough coffee yet?

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Paddy O'Furnijur
9 years ago

A blessed Sabbath, Gerbil Nation!
I hope everyone had a reflective Yom Kippur.
Good morning Fatwa!
That’s all I got. Gotta head out to church -- the choir is singing this morning, so we need to warm up.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist

G’mornin’, Paddy; hope you -- and the rest of the choir -- are in fine voice today.

Paddy O'Furnijur
9 years ago

Well, other than the sopranos dragging us flat by the second measure on our a capella piece, we were.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist


Q: How did the soprano commit suicide?
A: She jumped from her ego to her IQ.

Q: How do you know when a soprano’s at your door?
A: She can’t find her key and doesn’t know when to come in.

Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and an All-Pro offensive lineman?
A: Stage makeup.

And, just to be fair:

Q: What’s the missing link between apes and bassos?
A: Baritones.

Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?
A: When the other tenors notice.

9 years ago

we can has gifs?