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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Happy Betwixt and Between Weekends Day, GN!

While local temperatures will definitely be sub-normal -- especially at night -- for the next little while here in Happy Larryville, it’ll be more pleasant than much of the country. Nonetheless, I think it’s time to break out the lurvely winter sheets MamaK and PapaK gifted us with a couple of years ago.

Maaaaaaan…right about now, I’m mighty glad I’m not named Jonathan Gruber. πŸ˜‰

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Gruber’s next book:

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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago

Good morning, Fatwa.

I for one am grateful that there are so many smart people in this administration making my life better and tackling the tough issues that I am just too stupid to grasp. If not for guys like Gruber, why I’d be dead right now or suffering more consequences from my stupid life choices.

A little chilly and damp out here but nothing compared to the rest of you guys. Be safe and stay warm.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Congrats to the ESA for their successful landing of a probe on a freaking comet.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

Okay, sure, they landed a probe on a small ice-ball hurtling through space, but did they help muslims feel good about their contributions to math and science? Did they? Yeah, I didn’t think so!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

I’m sure that’s a faulty translation. We all know (the left has assured us!) that the Religion O’Peace would never incite violence and only wants a return to the pre-1967 borders. Besides, it’s only a small, tiny minority that are radicalized and anyways, Christians have been violent too -- remember the Crusades? And you’re mis-translating the Quran and taking it out of context. The Bible and Torah are violent, too! Why do you want to kill Paleostinian children?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Also, our Friends the Mohammedans are too busy watching this music video encouraging Paleostinians to use cars to kill Jooooos:

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

Happy Wednesday Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa and Sven!
Why would I gloat about the weather? It’s getting colder here, too. Yesterday I wore long pants for the entire day. And I even wore shoes and socks for part of it!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Why do you want to kill Paleostinian children?

Um, because Pesach will be here again before you know it? πŸ˜‰

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

You know, all these years I thought it was pronounced un-leavened bread. Now I know it is un-leave-ened. If the Paleostines would just leave all y’all alone you wouldn’t have to use them to make your bread!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Sad “heh!”

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I think that every American should get one free punch at Jonathan Gruber’s shoulder (the so-called “Hertz Donut”).

Wonder when we’ll see news that that POS has gone into hiding because of death / atomic wedgie / swirly threats?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Mac!

Hope you and Elena are doing much better!

If you could just leave the hate, think of the world we could have.

Weaponized hair care products and interior dΓ©cor? πŸ˜‰

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

You look fab-ululululululululu-ous!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago
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Puppy!
How is he and Mrs. Sulla?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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You look fab-ululululululululu-ous!

Don’t know how, but I managed to swallow a mouthful of tea rather than *snogglesnorting* it onto my monitor and teh window behind it.

Had a four hour conversation on Facebook last night with Sulla…

That sounds quite delightful, Mac.

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Has anyone seen a response to the Gruber videos from any kahunas in the GOP? Reince? Grover? Mitch? Boner? Karl? Ted?

I haven’t.

Guess they don’t give a rat’s ass about federal felonies or conspiracy to commit commercial fraud…unless one of their buddies is the guy taking it in the shorts.