Teh Squeaky Wheel
Happy Betwixt and Between Weekends Day, GN!
While local temperatures will definitely be sub-normal -- especially at night -- for the next little while here in Happy Larryville, it’ll be more pleasant than much of the country. Nonetheless, I think it’s time to break out the lurvely winter sheets MamaK and PapaK gifted us with a couple of years ago.
Maaaaaaan…right about now, I’m mighty glad I’m not named Jonathan Gruber. 😉
Gruber’s next book:
More inelegant, off-the-cuff misspeaking by Gruber.
Good morning, Fatwa.
I for one am grateful that there are so many smart people in this administration making my life better and tackling the tough issues that I am just too stupid to grasp. If not for guys like Gruber, why I’d be dead right now or suffering more consequences from my stupid life choices.
A little chilly and damp out here but nothing compared to the rest of you guys. Be safe and stay warm.
Congrats to the ESA for their successful landing of a probe on a freaking comet.
Okay, sure, they landed a probe on a small ice-ball hurtling through space, but did they help muslims feel good about their contributions to math and science? Did they? Yeah, I didn’t think so!
I’m sure that’s a faulty translation. We all know (the left has assured us!) that the Religion O’Peace would never incite violence and only wants a return to the pre-1967 borders. Besides, it’s only a small, tiny minority that are radicalized and anyways, Christians have been violent too -- remember the Crusades? And you’re mis-translating the Quran and taking it out of context. The Bible and Torah are violent, too! Why do you want to kill Paleostinian children?
Also, our Friends the Mohammedans are too busy watching this music video encouraging Paleostinians to use cars to kill Jooooos:
If you could just leave the hate, think of the world we could have.
Happy Wednesday Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa and Sven!
Why would I gloat about the weather? It’s getting colder here, too. Yesterday I wore long pants for the entire day. And I even wore shoes and socks for part of it!
Why do you want to kill Paleostinian children?
Um, because Pesach will be here again before you know it? 😉
You know, all these years I thought it was pronounced un-leavened bread. Now I know it is un-leave-ened. If the Paleostines would just leave all y’all alone you wouldn’t have to use them to make your bread!
I think that every American should get one free punch at Jonathan Gruber’s shoulder (the so-called “Hertz Donut”).
Wonder when we’ll see news that that POS has gone into hiding because of death / atomic wedgie / swirly threats?
Hope you and Elena are doing much better!
Weaponized hair care products and interior décor? 😉
You look fab-ululululululululu-ous!
It didn’t surprise me as much as it should. Hate filled progressive politics (the enemy of my country is my friend) makes for very strange bedfellows (so to speak) like the champions against the “WAR ON WOMEN” supporting the fanatics that consider it OK to rape white women and stone to death rape victims for adultery.
It really makes me tired.
Had a four hour conversation on Facebook last night with Sulla, his father, a brother, and some family friends. It reminded me of the old days on Teh Wheel with the comments and laughs flying at a frantic pace. What a fantastic family.
How is he and Mrs. Sulla?
They seem well, Paddy. He has been working a rigorous program and has lost a lot of weight. You should connect with him on Facebook. I assume he missed you when he came on a while back.
Don’t know how, but I managed to swallow a mouthful of tea rather than *snogglesnorting* it onto my monitor and teh window behind it.
Had a four hour conversation on Facebook last night with Sulla…
That sounds quite delightful, Mac.
Has anyone seen a response to the Gruber videos from any kahunas in the GOP? Reince? Grover? Mitch? Boner? Karl? Ted?
Guess they don’t give a rat’s ass about federal felonies or conspiracy to commit commercial fraud…unless one of their buddies is the guy taking it in the shorts.