AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — The University of Texas at Austin is missing about 100 brains — about half of the specimens the university had in a collection of brains preserved in jars of formaldehyde.
I blame pickle-loving zombies. Or RabBeet.
In other news, the U.S Senate is also missing about 100 brains.
One of the missing brains is believed to have belonged to clock tower sniper Charles Whitman.
Be on the lookout for a monster shambling about and muttering, “Friend good…Remington 700 better.”
I think you have to pay a fee/tax/whatever-just-give-us-the-money if you can’t pay up front.
Now that the government can mandate that we buy things from vendors that bought their way onto the approved list, can they mandate that we give to approved “charities” or political campaigns?
Creeped-out compliments from Happy Larryville, GN!
Wonder if any of them were from a person named “Abby Normal”:
I blame pickle-loving zombies. Or RabBeet.
In other news, the U.S Senate is also missing about 100 brains.
Be on the lookout for a monster shambling about and muttering, “Friend good…Remington 700 better.”
You work six long years, and whaddaya get
Another eight trillion dollars in debt
Our fiscal health’s an awful mess
We owe our souls to the IRS
Happy cloudy, drizzly Wednesday, Gerbil Nation!
Now with moar lost brains!
Good morning Fatwa!
8 trillion dollars? Can I put that on the installment plan? I’m a little short of cash right now.
I think you have to pay a fee/tax/whatever-just-give-us-the-money if you can’t pay up front.
Now that the government can mandate that we buy things from vendors that bought their way onto the approved list, can they mandate that we give to approved “charities” or political campaigns?
Good evening from still soggy SoCal!
I see we are in for another treat in the ongoing national dialogue on race. Lucky us.
“dialogue”
I don’t think that word means what they think it means.