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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Monday gaaaaaaaaaaah!reetings, Wheelizens!

I see that our feckless President will be sending Treasury Secretary Jack Lew to the ceremony marking the 70th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz.

Hanlon’s Razor states “Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity”. However, given the repeated petulant, tone-deaf assholery of this administration and the twenty-somethings who seem to run it, I am having a difficult time chalking this particular pernicious gaffe up to stupidity. Especially in light of their irascibility over Netanyahu’s invitation to address Congress.

I guess Penny Pritzker and/or Tom Wheeler are too busy to accompany Mr. Lew.

(I will refrain from expressing what I’d like to personally do to the current POSOTUS [sic] given my family history with government agencies called the SS.)

Off to put my fist through a couple of walls; BBL.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

Good morning!

“Lew” does rhyme with “Jew” which might be one of the ways this administration makes decisions. Will James Taylor be making the trip as well?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

Hai. Sven!

Will James Taylor be making the trip as well?

Nah…they’re sending Kanye West and Macklemore this time.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Prototype for a new POSOTUS clown limo:

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Mac!

Well, I suppose it’s not entirely inaccurate that Il Douchey’s “Uncle Joe” had something to do with liberating Auschwitz.

The phrase “lucky yarmulke” applied to Lurch elicited an evil grin; t’anks!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

Happy Monday, Gerbil Nation!
Hai, Fatwa, Sven, and Mac!

I’m sure the Obama administration (the LightBringer doesn’t make such low-level decisions) thought that the Treasury Secretary would make the perfect emissary for an event featuring Jews. Kerry probably confirmed the decision (Paris has much better food than Poland -- no need for him to go).

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Snark-by:

…LightBringer…

(Hey…almost everything’s about race with that scumbucket.)

…doesn’t make such low-level decisions…

Oh, Valerie “Slumlord” Jarrett, then?

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Because I am my tasteless Daddy’s aspiring-to-be-equally-tasteless son, as I headed for my morning ablutions, I told TolerantWifeK, “I’m off to the Auschwitz liberation memorial; BRB!”

(It’s nice that after all these years, I can still mortify her on occasion…and get a laugh at the same time.)

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago