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Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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TGIF from chilly yet Happy Larryville, GN!

Maaaaaan…polar bear herding is not on my bucket list. But I chuckled at Mac’s caption.

The Brian Williams imbroglio just keeps on giving; apparently even Brokaw’s calling for his head. What little credibility NBC’s managed to retain as a news organization is circling the drain at an increasing rate.

[grumpycat]

Good!

[/grumpycat]

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
Editor

Here’s an archived pic of the chopper Williams was riding in after that RPG knocked off the main rotor and most of the tail:

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!

Polar bear herding? I guess it’s a skill we’re all going to need to learn once all the icebergs melt.

Maybe Williams and Hillary! can go on tour together, telling war stories. John effin’ Kerry can be the warm-up act.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

Where are my manners?
Happy birthday, one of 7, Kate!!!!!11!!eleventy!!!
I asked the baker to make you an axe cake. I don’t think he understood.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
Editor

Hai, Paddy…and thanks for the heads-up!

HAPPY BIRFDAY TEH ONETH OF SEVEN, K8-E!!1!

I think we have enough cream puffs for everybody:

And I’m pretty certain there’ll be enough beer.

Also, corned beef stuffed beer puffs:

Those actually look (and sound) NOM.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Reply to  Machinist

Hai, Mac!

Heh.

Amazing he was able to simply walk away from that incident; just look at how badly the Chinook was damaged!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Reply to  Machinist

Har!

Them guys in their pajamas can’t compete with the boundless resources and multiple layers of fact checking available to the professional “news Barbies”.

The online lefty media seems to be mostly embargoing this story; you go, reality-based community!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

The writing on the wall changes and the original meanings are just vague memories racist, hetero-normative paeans to the cis-gendered, oppressive patriarchy.

FIFY

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
Editor

The Constitution is words and if you can play with the meaning of those words then the protections in the Constitution disappear.

They mostly have already.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago
Reply to  Machinist

You mean they weren’t? Then how do you explain this?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Paddy --

Hee!

Mac --

I recall those tales of Mao’s derring-do, too; very much like the tales Norks are told about their leaders.

In this country, it ain’t just liberal politicans who lie shamelessly; don’t forget our current GOP Congress voted for a $1.1 T budget just weeks ago. I eagerly await their reductions in spending, regulation, asinine laws and the general size and scope of gummint. Not to mention all of the liberties they’ll surely restore to us.

I can only think of a single member of Congress who seems to take his oath to the Constitution with anything closely resembling seriousness: Justin Amash from MI.

Our scumbag GOP rep -- Rob Woodall -- loves to convene his Potemkin townhall meetings “in Jesus’ name, amen” but the way he treats constituents is rather less than Christian (i.e., obfuscation, rudeness and outright prevarication).

Ditto his rat bastard chief of staff, Derick Corbett.

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Ahahahahahahaha!!1!

NBC sets up Brian Williams Truth Squad:

The unit consists of a handful of producers and reporters who are initially focusing on his now-much-questioned Hurricane Katrina stories.

I’m sure they’ll do as exemplary a job as cops when they investigate themselves; “Spin Squad” is probably more accurate.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Brian Williams has deleted all his Tweets; har!

Sven
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Sven
5 years ago

Before we all get on our high horses over this Brian Williams thing, who here hasnt told a whopper or two or three in their day?

Need I remind you of the day that that old wheel was being shut down due to SWMNBN’s complaints to the host provider?