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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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G’day from Happy Larryville, GN!

Funny how we already know more about Scott Walker’s college years than about Il Douchey’s. Go, legacy media, go!

BBL.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
7 years ago

Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!

It’s already hot and dry here in paradise. I hope Sven’s mountain redoubt is holding up under the winds.

Of course we know more about Scott Walker! He’s got radical ideas! He doesn’t think the same as those reporters. He wants to take the country in a direction that they don’t. He must be destroyed! Quickly! ulululululululululu!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Worst of all…he hatez teh dedicated, hard-working men and women of the yoonyunz!!1!1

O hai, Paddy! Teh ululating made me snicker in an “inappropriate” manner; smite teh unbeliever!

(Yes…I haz a surfeit of exclamation points.)

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
7 years ago

“Smite the Unbeliever” -- sounds like a good name for a band.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Paddy --

I’m adding that name to my list (which already has some other quite odd ones on it).

For some unfathomable reason, I started hearing “Yakety Sax” in my head as I read this story: An undercover police officer “chased himself round the streets” for 20 minutes after a CCTV operator mistook him for suspect.

Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
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Paddy O'Furnijur, Fascista Ubriacone
7 years ago

You’re hot on his heels!