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Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Valentine’s Caturday salutations from Happy Larryville, GN!

This just in from teh Department of Schadenfreude: It’s Too Cold To Protest Global Warming At Yale.

Yale anti-fossil fuel campaigners have indefinitely postponed a protest that was set for this weekend due to “unfavorable weather conditions and other logistical issues.”

Fossil Free Yale, a group pushing the university to divest itself from fossil fuels, told the Yale Daily News that frigid, snowy weather set for this weekend will mean their global warming protest will have to be postponed.

I, for one, question their deep commitment to urgent action on this important issue; what’s a little inclement weather when the fate of the entire planet hangs in the balance?

Freakin’ candy-assed pantywaists and fair weather climate warriors…won’t someone please think of teh poor poley bears??!??!??

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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This meme never gets old when it’s well-executed -- Hitler finds out about Brian Williams! [Warning -- Possibly NSFW due to swear-y subtitles.]

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

Heh!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

Happy Valentine’s Day, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa!

I’ve read recently that Obama’s gift of green cards and social security numbers to illegals will also mean a gift of billions of tax dollars in the form of the Earned Income Tax Credit (which you can also claim for previous years). Friggin’ wonderful. Not only that, but at a meeting of Secretaries of State of the various states, they warned the administration that SSN’s plus driver’s licenses (plus the Motor Voter law, but that wasn’t mentioned) means illegals are much more likely to register to vote and vote -- and they don’t have the resources to protect against it.

Burn it down.
Salt the earth.
Scatter the stones.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Hai, Paddy!

Burn it down.
Salt the earth.
Scatter the stones.

Make the rubble bounce.
Nuke it from orbit (since that’s the only way to be sure).
Torches.
Pitchforks.
Pine tar.
Feathers.
Rails.
Rope.
Lampposts.

Because the same traitorous, backstabbing, quisling miscreants of the GOP who voted just last month to spend another $1.1 trillion of our money will put up naught but token -- if any -- resistance to this shit.

They don’t represent you; they don’t give a rat’s ass about you or the Constitution. Stop enabling them with your votes and your money.

“When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.”

“What country can preserve its liberties if its rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance?”

“When wrongs are pressed because it is believed they will be borne, resistance becomes morality.”

-- Thomas Jefferson

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Reply to  Machinist

Hai, Mac!

Nah…I’m sure they’re staying warm with wood stoves. For which they hewed the wood with fossil fuel-free axes or two-man crosscut saws. And that they’ve installed expensive stack scrubbers to reduce the particulate matter from the chimney…which are powered by pedaling a stationary bike or something equally Gaia-friendly.

Personally, I’d prefer they stand at the focal point of giant solar arrays to stay warm, but that’s just me.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Reply to  Machinist

I remember those days quite well, too, Mac.

Unless I’ve become demented, I believe all Dr. King asked was for equal treatment under the law. And that decent people treat discriminatory institutions appropriately.

I bitterly hate that the righteous cause of equality under the law has morphed into the demand for equal outcomes via special treatment and other disgusting carp.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

Drive-by Happy Valentine’s Day greetings and wishes!