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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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I’m with Grumpy Cat.

Daylight Savings Time is part of a conspiracy by the Bilderbergers, the Tri-Lateral Commission and AARP to sap the productivity of American workers on a twice-yearly basis; over time, that really adds up. I don’t know what their ultimate goal is, but I’m just sure it’s nefarious.

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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago

Really? I thought it was teh Jooooos that were behind this whole thing.

Good morning and happy Tuesday!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Sven!

I thought it was teh Jooooos that were behind this whole thing.

Tarnation! “I can keep a seekrit,” you said. “You may rely on my discretion,” you said.

I trusted you, man.

*Dials non-standard phone number*

“Schlomo, we’ve got ourselves a situation…”

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

Happy Tuesday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa and Sven!

It’s another beautiful day in paradise and Hillary still hasn’t coughed up her emails.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Paddy!

Perhaps Hillary will cough up a hairball instead.

[Insert tasteless Huma Abedin reference here.]

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

I read yesterday that she’s turned over 55,000 pages of emails. That’s 55,000 printed pages -- pages that have to be individually read and are not easily searchable. She could have turned over the electronic files, but no, that wouldn’t fit the Clinton playbook. Will the media pay attention? Only if forced to.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago
Reply to  Mac

Will they be found in the nightstand?

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago
Reply to  Mac

Yep. I just couldn’t help myself -- I had to join in on that one. Very typical liberal behavior.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Mac!

She could have turned over the electronic files, but no, that wouldn’t fit the Clinton playbook.

This is just another Clintonesque middle finger, like the “what meaning of ‘is’ is” bolshoi, the Rose Law Firm records, Vince Foster’s extremely timely demise, etc., etc., etc.

They always get away with those shenanigans. Personally, I wish someone would pop a cap in both their grifting, hillbilly asses.

(Because the “system” is so clearly and ineffably broken, not to mention corrupted and populated with lily-livered, weak-kneed public officials, I don’t think there’s a chance in Hades of cleaning it up without making pointed examples of some of the worst offenders.)

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hello Kiltie:

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Mac

I must admit to having had an “oyfro” in my yout’.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Reply to  Mac

I’ve got many yout’ful pics in the garage from when I cleaned out Mom’s place. At whatever point they get unpacked, I’ll scan some of the more amusing ones. (Yes, many are quite comical…and/or disturbing.)

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago

Poor Hillary having to once again face that vast right-wing conspiracy. But she’s a trooper that one.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
7 years ago

Did Mac just call the Clintons douchebags?

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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
7 years ago

As far as turning over 55,000 pages of documents instead of electronically transferring them, megaoutrage from the tree hugging environmental wing of the Left to commence any minute now.

Of course, the State Dept could just scan them using OCR technology, but this is the same administration that couldnt build a workable web site with a billion dollars.