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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Because it’s Monday, I shall skip the traditional cheery greeting and go directly to gaaaaaaaaaaaaah! 😉

Let it never be said that I did nothing for catkind.

Sven --

Perhaps you can also publish the results in the AARP newsletter, given the condition of the Social Security Fund. 🙁

And from today’s WTF file: pickle juice sports drink!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

We went out to dinner at a nice restaurant a couple of weeks ago and when the food was served I jokingly told Mrs Sven to eat up cuz “it’s all ramen and cat food after this.” I guess I was a little too loud as some other diners turned to stare at us.

I have thought of writing a cat food cookbook for us retirees without the Suze Orman gazillion dollar retirement funds, but you know what? That stuff aint all that affordable either.

And good morning Fatwa--wishing you and Miss Brenda a wonderful day!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

Good morning,

Troll cat ate the Friskies Salmon Dinner in Sauce (Senior diet-pate) offering this morning and asked for seconds. OK, there’s one check mark in the good column.

The variety and branding of all these different types of cat food is impressive--imagine there’s big bucks in that industry.

So it’s Monday again--the start of another work week. Yippee.

I like Ted Cruz, but am leery of another Senator with little political experience at the federal level as president.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Editor

Hai, Sven!

Need a little extra adrenalin to accompany your coffee this morning? If so, here ya go:

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

That’s a rather hostile looking cup of coffee, Fatwa. Instead, I will go to Starbucks for a cup of decaf and a nice pleasant conversation on race relations…that will get me in the right mood to begin the day.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Editor

Sven --

Starbuck’s has already axed their cunning social engineering program; I think it was the photos of their muy blanco “executive team” being roundly mocked on social media…along with all teh other taunting over the weekend.

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I suspect that declaring almost twenty months before the election will turn out to be a poor choice for Mr. Cruz; waaaay too much time for oppo research and fabricating / disseminating lies (which will be be half-heartedly retracted after the damage has been accomplished).

Personally, I don’t give a carp, as I will absolutely not be voting for any GOP (or Dem) candidates for the foreseeable future. The rat bastards who run both parties -- along with their skank-ass candidates -- categorically do not give a flying fark about supporting and defending the Constitution and I will no longer vote for our further enslavement.

To paraphrase Jeremiah Wright, “God damn the current government of America.”

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

I understand your perspective, Fatwa, but I am curious if the Republicans have the desire to embrace a conservative candidate.

As far as Starbucks goes, they may have dropped their campaign, but that doesnt mean that I have to.

And off to work. A good day to everybody. While working today, Mac, I have La Traviata lined up on my playlist.

Poof

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa, Sven, and Mac!
Coffee? Why yes, I think I will have some! I prefer mine African-American -- the more African, the better.

Sven -- I’m glad you’ve found something Troll cat will eat -- at least for now. You’re right about that stuff not being cheap. If it comes to that, it’d be cheaper to buy 25-lb. sacks of rice and beans.

I like Ted Cruz, but I don’t think the GOP establishment will support a conservative candidate. We’ll probably start with a big field that includes a few candidates that I could live with, then the primary process will whittle that down to Bob Dole and John McCain.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago
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Mac -- of course! Hasn’t the media been fawning over Jeb Bush? Aren’t they in love with Chris Christie?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Editor

Hai, Mac and Paddy!

GoodwifeK thinks that McCain’s looking more and more like Valdemort.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

The RINO Who Must Not Be Named?

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
Editor

Heh.

There’re a lot of those…unless they’re both named and shamed. Which is a mighty long list, IMHO.