A friend of mine had a similar incident. It was during a drunken family gathering out in a garage and one of his cousins was showing off his new bullet-proof vest. Being drunk, he had to prove that it would stop a bullet, and another cousin, also drunk, decided to help him.
So the guy with the vest stands up, puts on the vest. The other cousin gets a .38 revolver and from about 10 feet back, shoots and hits him center chest.
Halleluiah! The bullet didnt penetrate the vest, but the impact knocked him backwards a foot or so, and his foot slipped on some oil on the floor, and he fell and smacked his head on the workbench. Knocked out cold.
Good morning, GN!
Off to Walmart in a bit to pickup our Pesach ham. (It’s bone-in, so we’re good on the Zeroa. 😉
GoodWifeK discovered this Passover parody of Mark Ronson’s (featuring Bruno Mars) “Uptown Funk”:
Good morning,
Blessings to all on this Good Friday and as Passover begins.
Hai, Sven!
Off to WaddleMart; BBL.
*Zzzzzzzt!*
(That’s teh sound of a Taser being used to clear the aisles…)
Happy Good Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa and Sven!
Fatwa -- I hope you don’t have any trouble getting your Passover ham -- I know how busy the kosher delis can be this time of year.
Well, it is better than ululululululu *boooom!*
That’s more appropriate for the Capitol, Dirksen Senate Office Building, Longworth, Cannon, Rayburn House Office Buildings, etc.
Double-heh: moh-ron who doesn’t know metal conducts electricity accidentally Tases self. [NSFW for language]
I love the couple in the background laughing at his dumb arse twitching on the ground. Lot’s of love in that household.
To be fair, I don’t know that my reaction would have been all that different.
Dumbasses gonna dumbass.
A friend of mine had a similar incident. It was during a drunken family gathering out in a garage and one of his cousins was showing off his new bullet-proof vest. Being drunk, he had to prove that it would stop a bullet, and another cousin, also drunk, decided to help him.
So the guy with the vest stands up, puts on the vest. The other cousin gets a .38 revolver and from about 10 feet back, shoots and hits him center chest.
Halleluiah! The bullet didnt penetrate the vest, but the impact knocked him backwards a foot or so, and his foot slipped on some oil on the floor, and he fell and smacked his head on the workbench. Knocked out cold.
Criminy, Sven -- to your knowledge, were either of the phrases “here…hold my beer” or “hey, watch this” involved?
Heh. Not in version of the story I heard.
Off to church--the first Good Friday services that I’ve ever gone to…I think.
Chag Sameach, Gerbil Nation!