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Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Good morning, GN!

Off to Walmart in a bit to pickup our Pesach ham. (It’s bone-in, so we’re good on the Zeroa. 😉

GoodWifeK discovered this Passover parody of Mark Ronson’s (featuring Bruno Mars) “Uptown Funk”:

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

Good morning,

Blessings to all on this Good Friday and as Passover begins.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Hai, Sven!

Off to WaddleMart; BBL.

*Zzzzzzzt!*

(That’s teh sound of a Taser being used to clear the aisles…)

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

Happy Good Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa and Sven!

Fatwa -- I hope you don’t have any trouble getting your Passover ham -- I know how busy the kosher delis can be this time of year.

*Zzzzzzzt!*

(That’s teh sound of a Taser being used to clear the aisles…)

Well, it is better than ululululululu *boooom!*

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Well, it is better than ululululululu *boooom!*

That’s more appropriate for the Capitol, Dirksen Senate Office Building, Longworth, Cannon, Rayburn House Office Buildings, etc.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Double-heh: moh-ron who doesn’t know metal conducts electricity accidentally Tases self. [NSFW for language]

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

I love the couple in the background laughing at his dumb arse twitching on the ground. Lot’s of love in that household.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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To be fair, I don’t know that my reaction would have been all that different.

Dumbasses gonna dumbass.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

A friend of mine had a similar incident. It was during a drunken family gathering out in a garage and one of his cousins was showing off his new bullet-proof vest. Being drunk, he had to prove that it would stop a bullet, and another cousin, also drunk, decided to help him.

So the guy with the vest stands up, puts on the vest. The other cousin gets a .38 revolver and from about 10 feet back, shoots and hits him center chest.

Halleluiah! The bullet didnt penetrate the vest, but the impact knocked him backwards a foot or so, and his foot slipped on some oil on the floor, and he fell and smacked his head on the workbench. Knocked out cold.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Reply to  Sven 2-0

Criminy, Sven -- to your knowledge, were either of the phrases “here…hold my beer” or “hey, watch this” involved?

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

Heh. Not in version of the story I heard.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

Off to church--the first Good Friday services that I’ve ever gone to…I think.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

Chag Sameach, Gerbil Nation!