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Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
5 years ago

What a cute kitty!

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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G’day from Happy Larryville, GN!

Hai, early-rising Sven!

Kitty?!? I thought that was a raccoon. 😉

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
5 years ago

Silly, Fatwa: obviously the video displays a wonderful example of the Cisgender Margolian Short-hair. Originally bred in China as test animals for the cosmetics industry, but later discovered to make wonderful feline companions for Chinese children, it is now the most popular breed in Asia.

Rare to see them in America, but China has launched a massive advertising campaign featuring Paris Hilton as their spokesperson and exports have risen.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
5 years ago

I see that John Kerry fell off his bicycle and broke his leg. Too bad. Sniff.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Sven --

Your taxonomy just made me *snogglesnort*.

Too bad. Sniff.

Yeah…too bad it was only that patrician dipshit’s leg. OTOH, maybe he’ll decide to go sailboarding with a cast on. And no life preserver.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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I see there’s a bit of a problem with the hilariously misnamed “justice system” in Orange Cty., CA:

The sunny Southern California county with a population surpassing that of nearly half the states has a Republican county executive, Steve Neuhaus, and a Republican district attorney, Tony Rackauckas, and a big problem on its hands: Its entire prosecutorial apparatus — all 250 lawyers in the district attorney’s office — have been disqualified from participation in a high-profile capital-murder case following revelations that the office colluded with the Orange County sheriff’s department to systematically suppress potentially exculpatory evidence in at least three dozen cases, committing what legal scholars have characterized as perjury and obstruction of justice in the process.

Read the whole thing; it gets worse.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Har!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

Leeping lemurs! A blessed Sabbath, Gerbil Nation!
Hai, Sven and Fatwa!

Poor John effin’ Kerry -- he gets so little respect.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Hai, Paddy!

Kerry gets far more respect than he deserves, IMHO.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

The troubles at the Orange County DA’s office and sheriff’s department (which runs the jail) are severe and long-standing. Unfortunately I hold little hope that the top players will be held accountable.

The Scott Dekraai case is just the latest example of the many problems with our criminal justice system. In October 2011, Dekraai killed 8 people in a hair salon. He was identified by witnesses and later admitted to the killings. In May 2014, two and a half years later, he plead guilty. The penalty phase hasn’t begun, yet.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Joooish Space Laser Operator
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Hai, Mac!

Unfortunately I hold little hope that the top players will be held accountable.

There’s so much judicial and LEO corruption going on all over this country, it seems inevitable that sooner or later, bad actors will wind-up gibbeted -- or otherwise dispatched -- by a band of angry citizens somewhere.

That’s most probably a bad thing…but it seems increasingly necessary.

And the gummint is practically guaranteed to overreact, which will almost certainly make things much worse.