An internal investigation of the Transportation Security Administration revealed security failures at dozens of the nation’s busiest airports, where undercover investigators were able to smuggle mock explosives or banned weapons through checkpoints in 95 percent of trials, ABC News has learned.
The series of tests were conducted by Homeland Security Red Teams who pose as passengers, setting out to beat the system.
But they had a much better batting average re Mom’s breast prosthesis, so they’ve got that going for them.
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8 years ago
Mornin’ Greetin’s!
That is all I have.
Taking BW to an eye appt. this morning.
Lookin’ for fresh hell afterwards. Ha!
See ya later.
(POO-f)
On the bright side: by SoCal standards, the drive from the Reagan Library to teh Mountain Redoubt ain’t too bad.
And The Hat has pretty good chili cheese fries. Which I’d never had prior to last year; anywhere else I’d had them was at best a “meh”…but I quite liked theirs. Just sayin’.
Poor puppy.
Good morning and happy Monday! Wishing everyone here a blessed and productive week.
Oh boy, oh boy…it’s Monday!!1!
Hai Sven!
I wonder if teh Cubs are planning to sign that thread puppy as an outfielder.
We’re in the very best of hands: TSA misses 95% of fake weapons / explosives at checkpoints.
But they had a much better batting average re Mom’s breast prosthesis, so they’ve got that going for them.
Mornin’ Greetin’s!
That is all I have.
Taking BW to an eye appt. this morning.
Lookin’ for fresh hell afterwards. Ha!
See ya later.
(POO-f)
Hai, RabBeet!
Hope BW’s eyeballs are found to be in good working order.
I once suggested to Mom that she substitute a whoopie cushion for her prosthesis before flying to Chicago; she quite liked the concept.
Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, RabBiT, Sven, and Fatwa!
The TSA Red Teams obviously did not include any good-looking men hiding fake weapons and/or explosives around their genitals.
Hai, Paddy!
“Is that a stick of TNT or are you just glad to be getting groped?”
Good taste killed teh thread?
I hope he’s not going to propose…
Heh.
I’m more askeered regarding what he might propose.
Or where he might put teh ring.
“As you can see, officer, I’m already taken.”
By Prince Albert???
*Ba dum psssht!*
Sheesh. Just back from the Reagan Library to see Dana Perino--lecture and book signing. The only problem is that it wasn’t today; it’s next Monday.
Hangs head in abject embarrassment.
Hai, Sven!
On the bright side: by SoCal standards, the drive from the Reagan Library to teh Mountain Redoubt ain’t too bad.
And The Hat has pretty good chili cheese fries. Which I’d never had prior to last year; anywhere else I’d had them was at best a “meh”…but I quite liked theirs. Just sayin’.