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Fatwa Arbuckle
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5 years ago

Mornin’, GN!

Today seems like a good day to lick toads.

But coffee, first.

Sven
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Sven
5 years ago

Good morning,

I can honestly say that never in my life have I been tempted to lick a toad or frog.

I didnt know we had a national egg shortage until I saw the sign in the market the other night. What’s Obama doing about this?

Fatwa Arbuckle
Editor
5 years ago

Hai, Sven!

What’s Obama doing about this?

Probably wasting kerosene and public funds to go give another speech lecture somewhere. And perhaps he’ll use his pen and phone to unilaterally enact egg rationing, so we can enjoy egg lines like the gas lines back in the ’70s.

On another note, fvck each and every scumbag who has announced their candidacy for POTUS thus far. To use an old Jooooish curse: “May they be turned into chandeliers to hang by day and burn by night.”

WTH…Congress, too.

Fatwa Arbuckle
Editor
5 years ago

Islamist dumbass plus selfie equals high hilarity:

According to Air Force Gen. Hawk Carlisle, a USAF intelligence team with the 361st ISR (Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance) Group in Hurlburt Field, FL, uncovered a meaty piece of intel during their routine sweeps of Islamic State-related social media accounts. Apparently someone took a selfie outside of a headquarters building and posted it online.

The guys that were working down out of Hurlburt, they’re combing through social media and they see some moron standing at this command. And in some social media, open forum, bragging about the command and control capabilities for Daesh, ISIL. And these guys go: ‘We got an in.’ So they do some work, long story short, about 22 hours later through that very building, three JDAMs [Joint Direct Attack Munitions] take that entire building out.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

Sure Happy It’s Thursday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa and Sven!

Lick a toad? No thanks! I did compete in a frog-jumping contest once, but no licking.

Fatwa Arbuckle
Editor
5 years ago

Hai, Paddy --

I’m reminded of an old gag Dad liked about a sign at a nudist colony:

LEAPFROG PLAYERS
MUST
COMPLETE LEAPS.

X_LA_Native
Admin
5 years ago

LEAPFROG PLAYERS
MUST
COMPLETE LEAPS.

::snicker::

I ain’t got much. I’m glad this week is almost over. I’s tired. We have a wedding to go to Saturday, and then I think I’ll take the rest of the peaches from the trees and make Mr. X some pies.
And maybe try pickling some cucumbers.

Ambitious…but as long as I have pain meds…I don’t really care that I hurt. >.< Two and a half more weeks 'til the shots...

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

Hai, TeX!
Sorry about your pain!
Happy about your peaches!

Fatwa Arbuckle
Editor
5 years ago

Hai, TeX!

I keep meaning to try making some half-sour pickles; good ones are mighty expensive at the store and they don’t stay “half-sour” for very long. 🙁

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago
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