A British Muslim activist made waves on the Internet Sunday after accusing “Zionists” of a conspiracy against Muslims, which involved breaking into his home and stealing one of his shoes while he slept.
Hilariously conspiratorial 15:00 video at teh link.
An Iranian news site affiliated with the Revolutionary Guards warned this week that Israel is spearheading a dangerous global plot to spread the Krav Maga martial art worldwide.
Mashregh News, which is close to Iran’s security and intelligence organizations, reported that Israel is secretly promoting Krav Maga in Europe and North America for “unknown purposes.”
So, if I read the article correctly, the Gay, Jooooo-ish, Zionists and Hollywood (BIRM) are spreading Krav Maga as part of a global scheme to subjugate humankind. I guess the plan goes something like this:
1. Teach people to defend themselves
2. ?????
3. Subjugate them
G’morning, GN!
My various Monday faces:
Har!
It’s a “pernicious Joooooos” twofer:
Mossad (allegedly) stealing shoes in Britain:
Hilariously conspiratorial 15:00 video at teh link.
Also: Iran news site warns of Israeli global Krav Maga conspiracy!!!
Read teh whole thing.
Muwahahahahaha!
Happy Monday, Gerbil Nation!
Hai, Fatwa!
So, if I read the article correctly, the Gay, Jooooo-ish, Zionists and Hollywood (BIRM) are spreading Krav Maga as part of a global scheme to subjugate humankind. I guess the plan goes something like this:
1. Teach people to defend themselves
2. ?????
3. Subjugate them
Hai, Paddy --
Heh.
While they’re attending Krav Maga classes, we’re breaking into their homes to steal their soles!!1!
If I kilt this thread with my arch comment, I’m gonna feel like quite a heel.
Sorry, I was tied up with some tasks -- had a few fires to stomp out.
You guys are cobbling together some bad puns. How long will this last?
We’re bad?! You don’t have a leg to stand on! C’mon, if the shoe fits…
I hate to be a loafer, but I should probably bow out of this punfest before I get tongue-tied.
That comment was laced with puns.
Thanks for not giving me the boot, y’awl.