If your family has shot off any fireworks or you plan to watch a display tonight, beware, for the gays will be out preying on those who have inhaled a good amount of the smoke from fireworks contaminated with homosexual chemtrail.
The alteration of brain chemistry is swift and powerful at first, so men who are seduced tonight will be be so confused by all their new emotions and lust, they will give into gays. The buddy-system should be used, where no straight man is left alone this Fourth of July, so that they gays cannot take this opportunity to commit acts of hedonism on his body as the amount of chemtrail in the air drastically increases with all the firework explosions everywhere.
Kaaaaate-y SO can’t let me near that car. If she ever brought it out here, I swear there’d be some signal in the sky to the two sheriffs and one trooper who patrol the county at any given time, and I’d be so busted.
:: sh!t-eating grin ::
Good Morning EveryGerbillyBody from the “it’s a bit like swimming” Central SE Texas Prairie. Mac and Rabbit are lucky that behind the rains they’re getting, there’s a temp. drop. Or supposed to be.
In smoking news, I ended up doing the Boston Butt. Brisket was $6+ a pound, and I wasn’t willing to part with good money on a possible fvckup.
The Butt turned out terrific -- I marinated it long enough, but not with enough rub -- something I’ll correct next time. Still got a very nice bark though.
Turns out our guests were just beginning to look into smoking, and investigating the Boston Butt (which a friend of theirs excels at), and were tickled pink when I threw that exact cut of meat into a bowl and started shredding.
Good food and good fun was had while they were here -- it was a nice, relaxing time.
And now I’m struggling with getting over the long weekend and staying motivated to work.
Tex is here talking about rubbing her butt. I think Paddy may be wearing that stunned look a cat gets when you dump a dozen ping pong balls on the floor at once.
Who, GN, who!
Good morning,
Im confused. Kate looks like Fatwa and is this the new place or the old place? No new shavings smell.
Good day to all.
Sven
Hai, Sven!
Nah…her hair’s much longer -- and prettier -- than mine. 🙂
Bwahahahahahaha!
Gays Are Lacing Fireworks with Homosexual Chemtrails!!1!
Ooooooh…sparkles. Faaaaaabulous!
Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa and Sven!
I’m glad to see that Kate made it home safe and sound.
Fatwa -- “I don’t like fireworks -- they make my arse hurt.”
Kaaaaate-y SO can’t let me near that car. If she ever brought it out here, I swear there’d be some signal in the sky to the two sheriffs and one trooper who patrol the county at any given time, and I’d be so busted.
:: sh!t-eating grin ::
Good Morning EveryGerbillyBody from the “it’s a bit like swimming” Central SE Texas Prairie. Mac and Rabbit are lucky that behind the rains they’re getting, there’s a temp. drop. Or supposed to be.
In smoking news, I ended up doing the Boston Butt. Brisket was $6+ a pound, and I wasn’t willing to part with good money on a possible fvckup.
The Butt turned out terrific -- I marinated it long enough, but not with enough rub -- something I’ll correct next time. Still got a very nice bark though.
Turns out our guests were just beginning to look into smoking, and investigating the Boston Butt (which a friend of theirs excels at), and were tickled pink when I threw that exact cut of meat into a bowl and started shredding.
Good food and good fun was had while they were here -- it was a nice, relaxing time.
And now I’m struggling with getting over the long weekend and staying motivated to work.
Coffee anyone?
Tex is here talking about rubbing her butt. I think Paddy may be wearing that stunned look a cat gets when you dump a dozen ping pong balls on the floor at once.
Heck, I’m still stuck on the image of TeX and Kate driving with their top down.
Good point.
Oy.
Flashing their ‘bat signals’ to the two sheriffs and one trooper.
Hai, TeX(!!!!!!), Paddy and Mac!
What…no comments about TeX’s terrific butt?
I want credit for not posting any of the YouTube search results of “bottle rocket ass”. Serially.
Thank you.
No.
Seriously.
Thank you.
X: Resistance is futile. You, me, Z. Gonna happen. ( Donations for bail money welcome)