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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Salutations from Happy Larryville, GN!

Love the stack o’ evil cats, Mac.

I nearly spewed coffee after reading this sentence at Cleveland.com:

The 16-year-old, who gave only his first name, Dartezz, said Bernard and he were talking about shots being fired at a gas station across the street less than 10 minutes earlier.

The lack of surname will surely provide some anonymity, despite Cleveland’s rapidly diminishing population.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

Good morning, Fatwa

Need. Coffee.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Sven!

I want a shower-sized coffee maker.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

Yes, clearly part of the Internet of Things.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Given the manufacturer, I’m reminded of a joke I had the pleasure of being the first to tell to Dad (who repeated it more than a few times):

Have you heard about the new Krups microwave oven? Seats six!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

Ugh.

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

Off to work--good day to all of you!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

Good morning, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Fatwa and Sven!

Dartezz? Probably some asian kid. That reminds me of this not-PC spoof on the names of top college football players.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Paddy!

Loved the video; had never seen that particular Key & Peele bit.

TehMermaid
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TehMermaid
6 years ago

Hi!!
I got a break in the billable time action to jump in for a minute to say, I cant wait to vote for Kanye in 2020! How bad can he be, right?

X_LA_Native
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6 years ago

:: scurry-by ::
*mwah!* y’all!

Well, I stopped by to contribute a link to teh stupid yesterday, today’s link is to the “Dammit!”: http://www.qwerkywriter.com/

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago
Reply to  X_LA_Native

$329?!? If you’re going to spend that kind of money on a ‘retro’ keyboard, I want it to have the angle and keystroke length of this bad boy:

It might remind people why the electric typewriter was such a productivity improvement.

TehMermaid
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TehMermaid
6 years ago

Paddy that is a beautiful thing to behold! I love old typewriters. My mom had one just like that back in the good ol’ days!

Sven 2-0
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Sven 2-0
6 years ago

Typewriters? Well they aint part of the Internet of Things!

Sad day at that place I go to every day that I really love--couple more people gave notice today--hard to understand why.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago
Reply to  Sven 2-0

Sorry to hear that, Sven. If the commute wasn’t so miserable, I’d think of applying there. Good workplaces are hard to find.