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Rabbit
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Rabbit
5 years ago

OOOOOOOO grabbin’!

Rabbit
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Rabbit
5 years ago

Huh.
I find myself with nothing to say.
Hope y’all have a good day with no plumbing problems.
See ya later.
(POO-f)

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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G’morning, GN!

Hai, RabBeet!

Mighty funny-looking kitteh in teh thread pic, Mac.

In today’s odd news: Woman found in toilet, arrested.

An Oregon woman has been arrested after a construction worker found her in a portable toilet.

Treasure Dawn Shockey, 27, had two warrants out for her arrest when police officers attempted to talk to her on Saturday.

Instead of talking, she ran.

A witness told police she saw Shockey run through a yard in a residential area and climb over a fence into a swim and tennis club property.

Later, a construction worker in the area attempted to use a nearby porta-potty and found Shockey looking up at him when he lifted the toilet seat, according to the Register Guard.

“I guess you could say that Shockey…

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…found herself in deep sh¡t.”

Sven
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Sven
5 years ago

How sad: she has such a wonderful--Treasure Dawn.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Reply to  Sven

Hee!
Hai, Sven!

Sven
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Sven
5 years ago

Good morning, Fatwa. Hope all is wonderful with Miss Brenda.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Enema of the State
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Reply to  Sven

We’re doing okay at this end; hope the same is true for you and Mrs. Sven.

(And the rest of you Gerbils as well, of course.)

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
5 years ago

Happy Wednesday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, RaBbiT, Fatwa, and Sven!

I pity the officer who had to put that…Treasure in his cruiser.

TehMermaid
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TehMermaid
5 years ago

EEEEUUUUUEEEEW!
Funny but yuck yuck yuck!

My niece’s wedding is Saturday and I’m performing the ceremony at a beautiful beach in La Jolla. The weather is supposed to be perfect and Ive written a beautiful ceremony for them.
I love weddings.

Another niece is coming to our house to stay for the wedding. She is quiet and sweet but has had a rough time of growing up with an abusive mom and older brother that I thought was the devil himself the last time he came to visit when he was 15. I swore I would never let him in my home again after he terrorized my daughter during one of his visits when they were children. A mean and evil boy and I don’t say that lightly! I’ve half-expected to hear about him on the news over the years whenever there is a mass shooting. I’m not even kidding. He decided to come to the wedding at the last minute and guess where he is staying? Yeah. I’m locking up all the sharp objects and guns. Its only for 3 nights. How much damage can he do? He is now 29 years old so I hope he has matured out of his evilness. But If I’m murdered in my sleep, y’all know who did it.

TehMermaid
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TehMermaid
5 years ago