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Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hahahahahaha, Mac!

Happy Friday, GN!

In a sane, reasonable America, someone would grab that patrician putz John Effin’ Kerry by the ankles and use him to beat his scumbag boss to death.

Yet again, the silence of our miserable, pusillanimous Congress is deafening; fuck the current government of the United States.

TehMermaid
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TehMermaid
6 years ago

I never go for fast food, let alone Burger King. But San Francisco’s mayor Gavin Newsom said that “you can literally buy ammunition at Burger King”

So I went, because I’m running low on 44 special after my son borrowed it to shoot out in the desert last year. Am I blind? I don’t see ammo anywhere on this menu!
Sheesh! the mayor lied? Who would’a thought?
burgerking
EDIT ALERT!
Whoops!! I got the quote wrong.. What he really said was, “You can literally go to Burger King, if they’re willing to sell it, and buy ammunition,”

http://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/capitol-alert/article39356193.html

TehMermaid
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TehMermaid
6 years ago

Wait a gosh darn minute….

burgerkingammocoupon

TehMermaid
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TehMermaid
6 years ago

Ill take a whopper Jr with a side of AMMO!
Nom nom nom!

TehMermaid
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TehMermaid
6 years ago

It looks like the top one, but with a wooden handle. It’s teh hubby’s. We’ve only shot it out in the desert and I remember it was powerful and had quite a kick . I’d imagine it would do some real damage to a homeinvasionasshole. We haven’t had much luck around here finding ammo for it, but then, we didn’t look at Burger King!

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

Happy Friday, Gerbil Nation!
Good morning, Cali, Fatwa, and Mac!

Cali -- is the pistol chambered for .44 Special or .44 Magnum? A .44 Magnum will also shoot .44 Special (much more comfortable), but a .44 Special should never be loaded with .44 Magnum.

I had a S&W Model 29 Silhouette pistol (lost in that unfortunate canoeing accident).

TehMermaid
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TehMermaid
6 years ago

Its a 44 special. Cant use the regular 44 magnum.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago
Reply to  TehMermaid

That does make it harder to find ammo. I usually load my .44 Magnum to .44 Special levels for comfort. You’ll probably have to buy it online, or at a gun show.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago
Reply to  Mac

It has a 4-position adjustable front sight for the four distances of silhouette matches.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago

Off to tow my wife’s car to the shop.
See y’all later.

TehMermaid
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TehMermaid
6 years ago

..of course, the video of Gavin Nuisance making that stupid Burger King comment has been scrubbed off of ALL the news stations.. completely edited out, but I saw it…twice! It must be my lying eyes. I cant find it anywhere now.

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Hai, Cali, Mac and Paddy!

But San Francisco’s mayor Gavin Newsome said that “you can literally buy ammunition at Burger King”

What a fookin’ tool; just the kind of shitweasel you want as your Lieutenant Governor.

BTW, here in GA you can “literally” buy guns at Sonic Drive-Ins. Never even have to get out of your vehicle; the carhop brings it right to you. (And if you go between 2:00 and 4:00 p.m. on weekdays, they’ll give you a complimentary box of hollow point Tater Tots, too.)

Fatwa Arbuckle: Misanthropologist
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Mac --

Ahahahahahaha!

Alas, we don’t have See’s here. But there’s a mall nearby where you can get chocolate chip throwing stars at Mrs. Fields’. (They’re pointy but delicious.)

And the Orange Julius kiosk sells flamethrowers.

Paddy O'Furnijur
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Paddy O'Furnijur
6 years ago
Reply to  Mac

Flamethrowers? Ever heard of TexMex Jerrie?

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